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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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This stomach virus has me wondering how Ahmedios maintains his anal cannon. I've long since fired all my missiles and am now spouting stomach acid through my cannon. Did I mention that it feels like Hector shoved a Tiki Torch up my ass?
I don't mind the bits of large intestine that start shooting out. It's the bits of small intestine that really bugs me.

Ahh, the man has The Dish Network I see.
I've been Dishing it for a good 3-4 years now myself.

And hey, E. What be the haps?
 

Respaul

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Jul 14, 2002
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Have you ever heard accounts of match fixing stemming from players within this era? Have you ever heard any player from this era come out to insinuate that calcio is corrupt, stating that you just let thing slide for the bigger clubs? I'm not going to believe this nonsense if Alexi Lalas is the only player to say this subject to the history constrait.
No offence Andy, But did you even follow italian football in that time, did you read the italian press etc etc, have you looked into the cases presented at that time.

Corruption in italian football through the 70's, 80's and 90's was rife. New stories, accusations and charges every week. Most would agree it was worse than we see today or we saw in calciopoli.

Whether you look back to the more famous cases...Juventus champions cup bribery affair of 73, Azzurri bribery in 74, Paolo rossi in 80, Roma kicked out of europe for bribery in 86, torino's "prostitutes for match officials " scandal of 92, The "phantom transfer" affair of 94, 96's "missing millions" TV rights scandal or to the less publicised (outside of italy) numerous referee scandals of the mid 90's the incredible amount of tampered with registration mandates of the last 15 years,the simple fact that 90% of all serie A teams of the last 15 years has at one time or another faced some form of corruption charge or just the continual allegations throughout this period... anyone that has truly followed italian football in this generation can only truthfully come to one conclusion.

Whether thats bad, whether its any different to anywhere else, whether its acceptable, whether it takes anything away from what goes on upon the field of play etc is a matter of opinion... But to deny it is pure folly.
 

Respaul

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Jul 14, 2002
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ßömßäяdîëя™;1345364 said:
Yea, Agnelli did do a lot of bribing back in the 80's and shit.
Of course, but lets not also forget that Moggiopoli pales into insignificance compared to the works of Luciano's discoverer and the man he learnt it all from...Italo Allodi
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Once upon a time there was a boy named Ahmed. His teachers at the Madh'hab found him most annoying. One day when called upon to answer whether the killing of Rushdie was ordered by the koran or merely sanctioned by it, young Ahmed answered that it is more proper to say "Qur'an". His teacher told him that he was far too anal retentive and the entire class laughed at poor Ahmed.

Ahmed grew so angry that he soon vowed to never retain anthing in his anus ever again. A short while later, Ahmed had developed an Anal Cannon to keep his anal cavity free and clear at all times. Ahmed became legend from Damascus to Medina. He was like a god, a Greek god . . . only bigger. In fact, Ahmed and his Ass Cannon were so big, they were titans and given the Greek name "Ahmedios".

Now, whenever I get a bit of food poisoning or just enjoy having a burrito at Taco Bell, my asshole makes sure that The Pado will always remember the titans.
 

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