Nick Against the World (48 Viewers)

[The Pado]

I can't believe I missed that... must have been all that noise coming from Big Balls Bethany giggling while laying her fat stomach ON MY MOTHER.



Unfortunately we can't lure journalists into the Agnelli family study and suck them off for personal favors... might have gotten us out of Calciopoli..

But in all seriousness, Moratti should just keep his cummed up mouth shut. He's lucky he received two easy Scudetti that in actuality only amount to 0.5 of one considering everybody in the league started off with basically negative ten points. To have him whine and come out to make statements such as these shows that he's essentially the same class as those Inter fans trolling on websites such as juventuz.com. Thank goodness our club is not owned by a whining little faggot.

After pumping a billion dollars into a team that has lost for 18 years, he has to comfort himself somehow. "You see, it was never my fault. I guess I was right all these years. Hector Cuper really was great. And so was Marco Tardelli. He got Bari relegated but he was our little Scudetto winner."

 

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[Bjerknes]

Pado... I was having a fit over some notions regarding Deschamps earlier, and I must ask you what you think about him after his first season in charge. I don't think I've ever seen you thoroughly approve/disapprove of the job he's doing, so it has got me wondering.

Personally, I think it would be ridiculous to fire him this summer. Especially if that means reverting back to Lippi.

 

[Bjerknes]

After pumping a billion dollars into a team that has lost for 18 years, he has to comfort himself somehow. "You see, it was never my fault. I guess I was right all these years. Hector Cuper really was great. And so was Marco Tardelli. He got Bari relegated but he was our little Scudetto winner."

That imbecile actually should have stayed with Cuper... he's a much better manager than Mancini, or what Burke and I call pee-pee or piss or urinating.

 

[The Pado]

Pado... I was having a fit over some notions regarding Deschamps earlier, and I must ask you what you think about him after his first season in charge. I don't think I've ever seen you thoroughly approve/disapprove of the job he's doing, so it has got me wondering.

Personally, I think it would be ridiculous to fire him this summer. Especially if that means reverting back to Lippi.

Yes, I actually support DD and believe he deserves another year. I do have reservations though based on some things I've seen on the pitch this season. The team has a habit of going down a goal early on (why is the team not focused at the start?) and a habit of throwing away leads (why do we believe the game is over simply because we are Juventus)?

I never questioned his abilty until our last match vs. Bologna when I went all Vesuvio seeing a 9-man squad nearly eaqualize in the final minute because we refuse to go forward and press our advantage. Thankfully Buffon has 2 miracles left in his gloves. I want to see if the lesson has been learned.

Keep Deschamps. We have a project in place and its early days yet.

 

[The Pado]

I wish there was a champion of cockmongering available for under 14 million euros, that could play on the wing and sign multiple contracts for multiple clubs. man, I would buy that guy yesterday.

 

[Bjerknes]

Yes, I actually support DD and believe he deserves another year. I do have reservations though based on some things I've seen on the pitch this season. The team has a habit of going down a goal early on (why is the team not focused at the start?) and a habit of throwing away leads (why do we believe the game is over simply because we are Juventus)?

I never questioned his abilty until our last match vs. Bologna when I went all Vesuvio seeing a 9-man squad nearly eaqualize in the final minute because we refuse to go forward and press our advantage. Thankfully Buffon has 2 miracles left in his gloves. I want to see if the lesson has been learned.

Keep Deschamps. We have a project in place and its early days yet.

Wholeheartedly agree. Even though Deschamps still has a few things to learn it seems, I would give him a chance to work through it as honestly it's the least he deserves. The man took the job of coaching Juventus in Serie B, a job really nobody else wanted, and he's led us to the top despite the points reduction.

I see a lot of other people on here calling for Lippi to replace Deschamps this summer... and it boggles my mind because if he were to manage us once again, it would only be for a couple seasons, something we do not need right now. What we need is consistency and a manager who will nurture the growth of the starlets we have introduced to Juventus this season. Deschamps has helped to improve the likes of Marchisio and Palladino during his reign and has come to know these players very well, so along with the fact that we have successfully acheived promotion with a very good record, there really is no reason to fire the man.

I think a lot of people are forgetting we have experianced several key injuries during this season and of course that has bearing over our overall performances. Looking at all the youth we've introduced this season, I can't really find much to fault Deschamps for, barring what you have mentioned above.

 

[Bjerknes]

I wish there was a champion of cockmongering available for under 14 million euros, that could play on the wing and sign multiple contracts for multiple clubs. man, I would buy that guy yesterday.

What this club really needs is an anal cannon... one that is loose and ready to be called into action. Ahmedios could do the trick, but he's too consumed over Zionism and Bashar Al-Assad to lend Juventus his anal capabilities. Shame, really. That kid really knows how to spew fecal matter out of his anal cavity... and his mouth, too.

Forever Ahmedios' Anal Cannon.

 

[Bjerknes]

Uh oh. I might have to take a Papa Bouba Diop pretty soon.

 

[The Pado]

Uh oh. I might have to take a Papa Bouba Diop pretty soon.

I feel like someone rammed a Tiki Torch up my ass.

I feel like the only idiot who volunteered for the prison rape practice squad.

I've been Bouba Dioping for 2 days and could use a block of ice to sit on.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Karel Poborsky was paid by Moggi to give a 100% effort that match while Moratti sucked off a few journalists in his personal study.

Isn't she that actress who ate too much and then got fat?

he had to get rid of that junkie...and he was able to do it so easily, as it wasnt the least bit suspicious

Shouda known your cafone ass knew what was up....

You know, Chris, I find your drug use and excessive violence to be too adult-content. I'm gonna have to block you.

"Do you remember when you hit Vinnie over the head with a shovel last week?

Hehehehehe.........No"

What this club really needs is an anal cannon... one that is loose and ready to be called into action. Ahmedios could do the trick, but he's too consumed over Zionism and Bashar Al-Assad to lend Juventus his anal capabilities. Shame, really. That kid really knows how to spew fecal matter out of his anal cavity... and his mouth, too.

Forever Ahmedios' Anal Cannon.

+rep

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I feel like someone rammed a Tiki Torch up my ass.

I feel like the only idiot who volunteered for the prison rape practice squad.

I've been Bouba Dioping for 2 days and could use a block of ice to sit on.

You fucker.....

That is what happens when BBB gets at you.

 

[Bjerknes]

I feel like someone rammed a Tiki Torch up my ass.

I feel like the only idiot who volunteered for the prison rape practice squad.

I've been Bouba Dioping for 2 days and could use a block of ice to sit on.

This is the only time where we all wish we were anal cannons.

Perhaps if you took a few mancinis and two papa bouba diops as opposed to bouba diops you would feel better.

 

[swag]

I can't tell the difference between Falwell, Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts, Billy Graham.

...Abu Musab al-Zarqaw, Osama Bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, etc...

It's all hate to me. So maybe it was Swaggart with the hookers.

Damn straight, weather boy. And they weren't cheap either -- like the kind Ted Haggard hangs out with. (Haggard, Swaggart, what's the diff?)

What this club really needs is an anal cannon... one that is loose and ready to be called into action. Ahmedios could do the trick, but he's too consumed over Zionism and Bashar Al-Assad to lend Juventus his anal capabilities. Shame, really. That kid really knows how to spew fecal matter out of his anal cavity... and his mouth, too.

Forever Ahmedios' Anal Cannon.

Shame, too. He'd be like strapping a JATO unit to Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper #9.

 

[Bjerknes]

:rofl2: Pado, you are the man. I just heard the details of the convo you had with Burke earlier. +Rep.

 

[swag]

This is the only time where we all wish we were anal cannons.

Perhaps if you took a few mancinis and two papa bouba diops as opposed to bouba diops you would feel better.

"Take two papa bouba diops and see me in the morning."

I like the ring to that...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

This is the only time where we all wish we were anal cannons.

Perhaps if you took a few mancinis and two papa bouba diops as opposed to bouba diops you would feel better.

YES YES, preach brother PREACH!

Shame, too. He'd be like strapping a JATO unit to Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper #9.

JATO....I've not heard that since my days in the 101st airborne.....

 

[GordoDeCentral]

"Take two papa bouba diops and see me in the morning."

I like the ring to that...

you like old school genesis?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What?

 

[swag]

you like old school genesis?

Somehow I just got this really scary image of Peter Gabriel on stage wearing the costume of an anal cannon...

*shudder*

You got me on the connection, Señor.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Somehow I just got this really scary image of Peter Gabriel on stage wearing the costume of an anal cannon...

*shudder*

You got me on the connection, Señor.

well he did like to play the flute, was a pacifist and often reminisced over his country's old vestigial glories. Ever heard the album "selling england by the pound"?