Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It was just Todd, but hey, why let facts get in the way of a good story?

 

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[Bjerknes]

A moment of silence to commemorate 09 May 2007, which would have been the 30th birthday of Todd and Timmy Burke had they survived the 11 Sep 2001 attack on New York. May God have mercy on their souls.

Is that the New Jersey Turnpike by the way? That highway really looks familiar.

 

[Bjerknes]

Perhaps some historical revisionism in the making?

Pado just wanted to make the story sound even more terrible by intentionally overestimating the number of heads flying over the Verazzano that day.

Typical Americans.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pado just wanted to make the story sound even more terrible by intentionally overestimating the number of heads flying over the Verazzano that day.

Typical Americans.

 

[The Pado]

Pado just wanted to make the story sound even more terrible by intentionally overestimating the number of heads flying over the Verazzano that day.

Typical Americans.

LOL!

What? There was only one head flying over the bridge - Todd's and some Canadian guy that doesn't count


Ohh. that's not Timmy's head . . . I asked Charles M. Schultz to help me out with an illustration of Todd, and that's what I got

 

[The Pado]

Is that the New Jersey Turnpike by the way? That highway really looks familiar.

Yes it is, driving right through the heart of Padoland.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Padoland?

Like this place:

 

[Bjerknes]

LOL!

What? There was only one head flying over the bridge - Todd's and some Canadian guy that doesn't count


Ohh. that's not Timmy's head . . . I asked Charles M. Schultz to help me out with an illustration of Todd, and that's what I got

Yes it is, driving right through the heart of Padoland.

Yes I thought I recognized one of those bridges going over to either Secaucus or Jersey City. And of course the smog blotting out the convective cumulus clouds that I can even smell from here.

Jersey girls aren't pollutant emissions... pollutant emissions get picked up.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Convective cumulus clouds?

You need to get laid......

 

[Bjerknes]

Convective cumulus clouds?

You need to get laid......

... by a convective cumulonimbus cloud...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[Bjerknes]

Remember that time at Giants stadium when we were able to get into the player parking lot just by stating to the guard, "my car is here"? Then we almost got into the player tunnel where the Barca bus was located, but some fat Jersey guy stopped us. He told us to get the hell out of here while we said "we just want to use the restroom inside." As we walked away, I shouted profanity in foreign languages while he said "keep moving, ya jackass."

But the best part about it was when we walked out of the player parking gates right past three guards holding assault riffles. "GREAT security you have here, guys," I said.

 

[Bjerknes]

Talk about fat stomachs... how about a 10 km by 10 km cloud laying upon on me?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Remember that time at Giants stadium when we were able to get into the player parking lot just by stating to the guard, "my car is here"? Then we almost got into the player tunnel where the Barca bus was located, but some fat Jersey guy stopped us. He told us to get the hell out of here while we said "we just want to use the restroom inside." As we walked away, I shouted profanity in foreign languages while he said "keep moving, ya jackass."

But the best part about it was when we walked out of the player parking gates right past three guards holding assault riffles. "GREAT security you have here, guys," I said.

Yea, I thought that was hilarious. When we got kicked out the guy was like, KEEP MOVIN' then we were kicking around an empty beer can, then we talked to those 3 Celtic fans.

Talk about fat stomachs... how about a 10 km by 10 km cloud laying upon on me?

Yea, that would weigh 8 oz.

 

[swag]

LOL!

What? There was only one head flying over the bridge - Todd's and some Canadian guy that doesn't count


Ohh. that's not Timmy's head . . . I asked Charles M. Schultz to help me out with an illustration of Todd, and that's what I got

You know, I haven't seen Charles M. Schultz's head around Santa Rosa for some time.

Hmmm....

 

[Bjerknes]

Yea, I thought that was hilarious. When we got kicked out the guy was like, KEEP MOVIN' then we were kicking around an empty beer can, then we talked to those 3 Celtic fans.

Da, but one was a Pool fan.

Yea, that would weigh 8 oz.

Uhhh, even though I know you don't want to hear this, if you bring that cloud moist adiabatically to the surface, you'll essentially have an entire lake sitting over you. Put all that moisture in an container and you can drown 20,000 Anna Nicole Smiths inside.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, I might start calling you butter, cuz you're on a roll.......

 

[Bjerknes]

Fucker.

I've been too lazy to study this calculus shit for tomorrow, so hopefully I'll be butter for that. If I don't pull off a 60 on the test, which I need to pass the class, you can start calling me butter buns.

 

[Bjerknes]

I love people who post translated articles from Babelfish, thinking they do the community a service. Just leave it in Italian FFS... I'll be able to understand it better.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19405&page=5

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fucker.

I've been too lazy to study this calculus shit for tomorrow, so hopefully I'll be butter for that. If I don't pull off a 60 on the test, which I need to pass the class, you can start calling me butter buns.

Hot buttered buns!


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