Nick Against the World (923 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,418
Normally....

Full? Hell no, I have a PhD in drinking, broseppi.
You understood me wrong or maybe I didn't clarify what I meant. Usually when I drink a lot of beer, I get to point that I want to drink more but I am full in the stomach. It's like what you feel after a Thanksgiving meal but beer instead of food. Does this happen to you?
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
No, I wouldn't. And you know why? Because I would be trained. Don't you think for a minute that soldiers and police officers do jobs that are too difficult for others. Some of them might be brave, but they don't do things that require particular skill. It's just training.

And if your inner cities are so horrible, I wouldn't be so proud of being American in the first place ;).
I'm just going to nip this in the bud now, and be done with it-

Seven, your are an ignorant pussy...you would NEVER make it as a police officer

all the training in the world wouldnt help you
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,748
Well, technically, in Asia, but, really, I can't be considered Asian.. Arab, however.. :D
see thats what i thought but hey its up for grabs now for anyone

You understood me wrong or maybe I didn't clarify what I meant. Usually when I drink a lot of beer, I get to point that I want to drink more but I am full in the stomach. It's like what you feel after a Thanksgiving meal but beer instead of food. Does this happen to you?
nah jack you must eb forgetting to pee, though if you drink a good quality beer, say a bavarian or czech beer tehn aye you can feel fuller
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,164
You understood me wrong or maybe I didn't clarify what I meant. Usually when I drink a lot of beer, I get to point that I want to drink more but I am full in the stomach. It's like what you feel after a Thanksgiving meal but beer instead of food. Does this happen to you?
I understood what you meant.

You know how people have gastric bipass surgery to cut down the size of their stomach?

Well I had Gastric double-up surgery which gave me three cow stomachs and a walrus bladder. I can drink and drink and drink for days, be wasted for a week and never have to tinkle.

:tup: Thanks Dr. Padoventustiano Carranza, you saved my life.

I'm just going to nip this in the bud now, and be done with it-

Seven, your are an ignorant pussy...you would NEVER make it as a police officer

all the training in the world wouldnt help you
Watch it, don't let him get the best of you.
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
Instead of speculating on this, why don't we ask someone who knows. Vin, can anyone be a cop if they just have the training? Or do you need to have some special skills?
this is the last time I will talk about my job...I come here to talk about soccer, and I want to get back to that

in the USA, to even become a police officer is a long process

you have to score very high on a written test (reading comprehension, memory skills, etc), then pass a physical agility test

once get thru that, they bring you in for a polygraph, psychological tests, drug screenings, background checks, and more than a few long interviews.

If you can get thru all that (which many do not), they send you thru a 26 week police academy. This is where they find out if your police material or not. If your not, then you are dropped. There is so much that goes on in the academy, it would take me a few hours to explain.

Contrary to what the uninformed, ignorant Seven would have everyone believe, you must have knowledge of all state, county, and city ordinances, vehilcle and traffic laws, the penal law, public health law, criminal procedure law, etc, etc..... it takes someone with some intelligence to remember all of this

This notion that I go around like a bouncer, beating ppl up is Sevens biggest misconception. I get paid the same whether I have to physically take someone down during an arrest, or if I can talk them down, and arrest them without any problems. I do my best to calm down someone who I have to arrest...it makes it easier for them, and myself as well. A little "verbal judo" as we call it, never hurts !!:D

Like I said before, this job isnt just about beating down criminals, or shootouts, there is a lot of public service involved. Whether it be helping someone who locked their keys in their car, or checking the home of an elderly person who hasnt been seen in a while, its all a part of being a police officer

Now, can we get back to soccer ???
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,986
Oh congrats, graduating is big :D
Though not as big as Burke's fat stomach.

Oh, and congrats, Rami! :D

:lol: great nick Naw! I am impressed :)
It works. But I must admit to being intrigued by Rob's suggestion of the Asian Provocateur angle, even if it's been done before.

this is the last time I will talk about my job...I come here to talk about soccer, and I want to get back to that

...

Now, can we get back to soccer ???
Kudos again to Rab, who appropriately noted that what someone does for a paycheck is just as relevant (or, more appropriately, irrelevant) to someone's posts here whether you're a cop in the U.S. or a sponge off the government educational dole in Belgium. :D
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Because of the ethnicity :D?
That would be something, wouldn't it? I land at the airport in Riyadh and I'm like "omg Saudis EVERYWHERE *runs and hides*" :D

No, actually it's because every picture I've seen of yours you looked kinda spooky :D

How did it feel when you first opened a forum, you all alone for a couple of hours/minutes/days...like a ghost town
Actually, there was this girl called Lisa who was also a big Juve fan and whom I knew before I opened the forum (before that it was a fansite without any interactive things). She also liked the idea and we were the first moderators here. The first thing I did was spam all the Juve forums and mailing lists I knew saying juventuz has a forum now. :D It was only a handful of people at first, very quiet most of the time, there would be days when not one post was made. But steadily it grew and the people who'd been coming to the site starting posting on the forum.
 

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