Instead of "Lawnchair Bes", maybe you could go for "Barcalounger Martin".
But then some might confuse you for a dupe account of m_elayyan...
But then some might confuse you for a dupe account of m_elayyan...
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So an engineer on my team just got back from a trip to Xiamen, China and brought me back some kick-ass Ti Kuan Yin tea -- which translates pretty much to "iron goddess of mercy" tea.
....Meaning -- as the instructions on the package say -- infuse, steep twice, put on your ball gag and leather muzzle, insert your triple-ripple butt plug, and wait for her call to "bring out The Gimp".
This is going to be one badass bitch tea night tonight, folks.
....Meaning -- as the instructions on the package say -- infuse, steep twice, put on your ball gag and leather muzzle, insert your triple-ripple butt plug, and wait for her call to "bring out The Gimp".
This is going to be one badass bitch tea night tonight, folks.
Arrrgh! Put 'im in a longboat 'till he's sober, put 'im in a longboat 'till he's sober, so earl-I in the mornin'. :eyepatch:
Avast ye barnicles, swab the decks and fetch me kiester simian. He be holding ye Title Deed to that thar yonder parcel, and it be reading 1947 in the year of the laard.:eyepatch:
Avast ye barnicles, swab the decks and fetch me kiester simian. He be holding ye Title Deed to that thar yonder parcel, and it be reading 1947 in the year of the laard.:eyepatch:
