Found my way into Shitsville, North Carolina off the I-95. As I had a few hours to spare I figured I would look up the often quoted, mis-understand legend that is Padovano. Found a Mexican named Pedro trying to make me buy his cheap tourist 'Junque' and stuff it in my 'Trunque' peddling his South of the Border resort like a cheap Tijuana hand job only hooker.
Anyways, after a few hours of running around the ambulance chasing legend was nowhere to be seen nor was the North Ridge Country Club...Next time I'll be sure to ask for directions to the Governor's mansion.
Happy New Year to All
Except Seven and his imaginary brothers, friends and hand job hookers in his head.
Cheers