Nick Against the World (74 Viewers)

[Enron]

I actually farted a second ago, so it was probably me you were smelling.

 

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[ReBeL]

I can name ReBeL, I don't really care.

Get a life...

 

[JCK]

Get a life...

 

[Azzurri7]

I feel like farting in Mancini's face.

 

[The Pado]

I feel like farting in Mancini's face.

Did you see Ibra at the funeral yesterday? He looked like "I have no idea who this guy is, should I try to look sad?"


I'll see if I can find you apic.

 

[Azzurri7]

Did you see Ibra at the funeral yesterday? He looked like "I have no idea who this guy is, should I try to look sad?"


I'll see if I can find you apic.

PADO...you better find me that pic

 

[Azzurri7]

Z: hey matrix
M: yea?
Z: dude, whoever this man is, I just cant force my self to look sad, please lets just leave before I grab some oranges and socks and play with them here.
M: noo please not again, we'll leave.

 

[swag]

greg tell me something? is it worth it?

Watching the sterilization video, you mean?

Only if you've got blue balls and you're locked in a Jenny Craig.

 

[swag]

Z: hey matrix
M: yea?
Z: dude, whoever this man is, I just cant force my self to look sad, please lets just leave before I grab some oranges and socks and play with them here.
M: noo please not again, we'll leave.

Z: Now explain to me again... at least for the method school of acting. Again why am I supposed to give a shit about this guy?

 

[Azzurri7]

 

[The Pado]

Oh, man. :sick:

I think "moviendo la cadera" translates from Spanish to mean, "Makes your nutsack withdraw so deep into your body cavity that you are rendered a eunuch for the rest of your days."

In shocking news, the entire homosexual community of Mexico tracked down the dancer seen in that video and shot him to death. His dead body was then beaten with fists until it resembled a ripe eggplant. Finally, the eggplant received several wooden stakes through the heart just to confirm that it would never dance again.

It's guys like him that give gays a bad name.

 

[swag]

In shocking news, the entire homosexual community of Mexico tracked down the dancer seen in that video and shot him to death. His dead body was then beaten with fists until it resembled a ripe eggplant. Finally, the eggplant received several wooden stakes through the heart just to confirm that it would never dance again.

It's guys like him that give gays a bad name.

Whew. For a minute there I thought you were going to say something about that guy involving K-mart lingerie and re-enacting a mid-air Air Force jet refueling with the tailpipe of a Chevy Suburban. :nervous:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

In shocking news, the entire homosexual community of Mexico tracked down the dancer seen in that video and shot him to death. His dead body was then beaten with fists until it resembled a ripe eggplant. Finally, the eggplant received several wooden stakes through the heart just to confirm that it would never dance again.

It's guys like him that give gays a bad name.

please bandana boy is a legend, and though he might be mexican he explicitly vowed allegiance to the dominican gay movement

 

[GordoDeCentral]

didnt know where to post this, but i have come across an amazing PBS program i think it might still be on-demand anyway here's a link: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/queenoftrees/ ; watch it i guarantee you'd love it.

 

[un altro alex]

alex, you're back

It's been a long time, where have you been?

hey, it's good to be back. where the heck haven't i been. I don't even remember.

I just came back from a week in home Italia, taking a good look at all the crap happening to our team first hand. I'm starting to feel like i'm a bad luck charm.

I go to the stadium, we lose from arsenal and get disqualified from the CL.
I go simply anywhere in Italy, we lose from Napoli, and buy Boumsong..

oh and Italy draws with Lithuania, definitely didn't see that coming.

I guess i should just keep the f*ck away

 

[The Pado]

please bandana boy is a legend, and though he might be mexican he explicitly vowed allegiance to the dominican gay movement

Oh big, big mistake. There is a common myth in Domincan Republic that the best way to hit the big time in this world of ours is to become the best damn baseball player you can. With that in mind I have to wonder how long Bandana Boy will last in the land of 20 million baseball bats.

Some aging cigar rollers who never got the call to the big leagues would love to go all Pete Rose on those well-oiled hips.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Oh big, big mistake. There is a common myth in Domincan Republic that the best way to hit the big time in this world of ours is to become the best damn baseball player you can. With that in mind I have to wonder how long Bandana Boy will last in the land of 20 million baseball bats.

Some aging cigar rollers who never got the call to the big leagues would love to go all Pete Rose on those well-oiled hips.

As always money, i really believe you should change your last name to weinstein move to hollywood and write for Passions

 

[The Pado]

Ok now, show of hands: Who watched the bandana boy video?






Show of hands: Who got an erection?



Besides me, I mean.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I'm like jasper and he the hairless filipino

 

[swag]

Ok now, show of hands: Who watched the bandana boy video?






Show of hands: Who got an erection?



Besides me, I mean.

Does having your 'nads sucked so deep into your body that your your cardia deep-throats you from the other end of your esophagus count as an erection?

Perhaps an inverted one...