Nick Against the World (207 Viewers)

[The Pado]

She is the first female to test positive for testicles since Blandest Claire was involved in a horror rear end hit & run with The Pado.

 

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[JCK]

:rofl2:

 

[swag]

Nice package.

 

[The Pado]

Nice package.

Sam Beauregard: "What business you in, Salt?"

Henry Salt: "Nuts!"

 

[Chxta]

and so the longest thread on this 'ere forum rumbles on...

 

[swag]

Sam Beauregarde: "Don't talk to me about K-mart lingerie and the tailpipes of Chevy Suburbans, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers."

 

[Menace]

Reading your blog Chxta cause I'm B-O-R-E-D

I liked this

" My favourite quotes at the moment: --- Stand for what you believe in, even if you stand alone.---Si vis pace, para bellum"

Think I'll fuck up the mangers at school good next classes for telling that they will get rid of me if I use "the teachers bathroom" "whistle in the hallway" "sarcasitcly abuse teachers" again.

WTF? I paid so I do whatever I please. I won't sit there like a goddamn egg.

Fucking foreigners think they can tell me what to do in my own country.

I feel better now.

 

[Enron]

Why is it that soccer moms are so much better looking than football moms? In the store I work in I see a lot of both and I have to say the soccer moms are heads and tails above their counterparts.

 

[Bozi]

Today at the U.S. Open, Amelie Mauresmo, France's top female athlete, shockingly tested positive for Testicles.

well that goes right in the top drawer of articles under the heading "no shit sherlock" it is common knowledge that she masquerades at the weekend as a finnish man in a unitard

 

[Bjerknes]

Why is it that soccer moms are so much better looking than football moms? In the store I work in I see a lot of both and I have to say the soccer moms are heads and tails above their counterparts.

Are there any inbred soccer players in the United States?

 

[Lilith]

Why is it that soccer moms are so much better looking than football moms? In the store I work in I see a lot of both and I have to say the soccer moms are heads and tails above their counterparts.

'Cuz soccer or what I call football is the greatest sport ever!

 

[Bjerknes]

How homosessuale is this?

Cech

Ferreira - Carvalho - Terry - Ashley Cole

Makelele

Essien - Lampard - Ballack

Robben

Shevchenko

 

[swag]

Why is it that soccer moms are so much better looking than football moms? In the store I work in I see a lot of both and I have to say the soccer moms are heads and tails above their counterparts.

Soccer moms might actually get off their asses once in a while. Football moms just let their asses swell at an explosive rate to where light can no longer escape them and they become black holes of a different sort.

 

[swag]

"Your football mama's so fat, the externally visible size of her ass has remained constant since 1994 because thereafter it developed its own event horizon," just doesn't sound right as a "Yo Mama!" joke punchline.

 

[pavelnedved]

How homosessuale is this?

Cech

Ferreira - Carvalho - Terry - Ashley Cole

Makelele

Essien - Lampard - Ballack

Robben

Shevchenko

is this the usual chelsea line-up ?

 

[Azzurri7]

Yes, the only change that can probably/maybe happen, Drogba instead of Robben.

 

[ThePLaya]

is this the usual chelsea line-up ?

no it's not usual but its sexual for Jose Morinho

 

[ThePLaya]

Are there any inbred soccer players in the United States?

Alexi Lalas

 

[ThePLaya]

Yes, the only change that can probably/maybe happen, Drogba instead of Robben.

nice tactic

 

[ThePLaya]

Gino Genesio

where is ur boobs that was always shaking all the time in here ?

or it cuz italy won WC and now u hide it !!!