Nick Against the World (45 Viewers)

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
Bastards :D

On the original picture you can recognise Van der Vaart.

Anyway, I was watching footie some friends of mine a while back and Van der Vaart got injured again, just as the commentators were going:
"Statistics show Van der Vaart is injured one third of every season"
"The feller should try to keep his feet on the floor" (it doesn't translate well but was funny as fuck in Dutch, for Byron: "Hij zou z'n voeten es uit de lucht motteh houe")

"Keep your feet on the floor" became a bit for us, something we'd say at stupid moments. The avatar I picked cause Van der Vaart got injured again this past weekend, and is expected to be out for another two months.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,748
Erik-with-a-k said:
Bastards :D

On the original picture you can recognise Van der Vaart.

Anyway, I was watching footie some friends of mine a while back and Van der Vaart got injured again, just as the commentators were going:
"Statistics show Van der Vaart is injured one third of every season"
"The feller should try to keep his feet on the floor" (it doesn't translate well but was funny as fuck in Dutch, for Byron: "Hij zou z'n voeten es uit de lucht motteh houe")

"Keep your feet on the floor" became a bit for us, something we'd say at stupid moments. The avatar I picked cause Van der Vaart got injured again this past weekend, and is expected to be out for another two weeks.
hmmmm good answer, crock of shit and a good lie however:p
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Erik-with-a-k said:
Bastards :D

On the original picture you can recognise Van der Vaart.

Anyway, I was watching footie some friends of mine a while back and Van der Vaart got injured again, just as the commentators were going:
"Statistics show Van der Vaart is injured one third of every season"
"The feller should try to keep his feet on the floor" (it doesn't translate well but was funny as fuck in Dutch, for Byron: "Hij zou z'n voeten es uit de lucht motteh houe")

"Keep your feet on the floor" became a bit for us, something we'd say at stupid moments. The avatar I picked cause Van der Vaart got injured again this past weekend, and is expected to be out for another two months.
:lol:

I was laughing uncontrollably at the cafe when I read that & ppl thought I was losing my marbles.Nice excuse for the tar though but u deserve a +rep for the well constructed deceipt.:D
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,443
Erik-with-a-k said:
Bastards :D

On the original picture you can recognise Van der Vaart.

Anyway, I was watching footie some friends of mine a while back and Van der Vaart got injured again, just as the commentators were going:
"Statistics show Van der Vaart is injured one third of every season"
"The feller should try to keep his feet on the floor" (it doesn't translate well but was funny as fuck in Dutch, for Byron: "Hij zou z'n voeten es uit de lucht motteh houe")

"Keep your feet on the floor" became a bit for us, something we'd say at stupid moments. The avatar I picked cause Van der Vaart got injured again this past weekend, and is expected to be out for another two months.
And to make it even better he's an arrogant bastard with little potential. Rafael Van der Vaart will never be good enough to reach international heights. He may be good enough for Hamburg, hell he may even win a German title with Hamburg, but he'll be the main man of a big team.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
Seven said:
And to make it even better he's an arrogant bastard with little potential. Rafael Van der Vaart will never be good enough to reach international heights. He may be good enough for Hamburg, hell he may even win a German title with Hamburg, but he'll be the main man of a big team.
Yawn, broken record
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,443
Erik-with-a-k said:
Yawn, broken record
I just don't understand the point of hyping a mediocre player up who is injured 1/3 of a season. Holland might have real talents, but Van der Vaart surely isn't one of them. I detest Van der Vaart like Hugo Borst isn't very fond of Sneijder.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
Seven said:
I just don't understand the point of hyping a mediocre player up who is injured 1/3 of a season. Holland might have real talents, but Van der Vaart surely isn't one of them. I detest Van der Vaart like Hugo Borst isn't very fond of Sneijder.
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seven said:
I do like Van der Vaart
seven said:
Players like Pienaar and Van der Vaart aren't to be underestimated
etc etc
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
7,039
  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #57,596
    Juve sell Zambrotta, Cannavaro, Vieira, Zlatan, Mutu and pick up second rate talent

    Milan sell Shevchenko, Stam, Rui Costa and Vogel and replace Sheva and Rui Costa with an unknown kid and untested Brazilian

    Inter sign Zlatan, Vieira, Crespo, Dacourt, Maxwell, Maicon, Grosso and offload Veron the trouble maker and Favalli the old man


    SMILE BOYS..thankfully we are not INTERISTI :pint:


    NON VINCETE MAI .... 1989 SCUDETTO CHAMPS AND COUNTING
     

    Elvin

    Senior Member
    Nov 25, 2005
    36,922
    Ok, this is so offtopic, but I just have to share this:

    I just found out that my this year's House President (HP) is gay :wallbang:

    The funny/weird and typical at the same time thing is that his name is Eric

    lol lol and lol
     

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