Nick Against the World (53 Viewers)

[Byrone]

hey man dont laugh there is a fabulous collection of shoes in there, it would be like christmas in the pado household if he stumbled across it:toast:

Yeah but the combination of gile,dead man's poop & bunion/corn infested pumps is enough to put anybody off.

 

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[Bozi]

Yeah but the combination of gile,dead man's poop & bunion/corn infested pumps is enough to put anybody off.

aye i guess that your chances of picking up a FTD(fapping transmitted disease) is greatly increased by fapping into a shoe that belongs to a diseased person, on that note Burke-did you manage to get those warts off your foreskin??seriously mate go to the doctor, i am not sure using an angle grinder is a great idea

 

[Byrone]

aye i guess that your chances of picking up a FTD(fapping transmitted disease) is greatly increased by fapping into a shoe that belongs to a diseased person, on that note Burke-did you manage to get those warts off your foreskin??seriously mate go to the doctor, i am not sure using an angle grinder is a great idea

ur on a hot streak today son,what it is?

 

[Bozi]

ur on a hot streak today son,what it is?

sometimes the material just flows mate, much like my man juice i am in a constant state of arousal, maybe i should remove the chrissy m screen saver eh?

 

[Byrone]

I called Marietjie(the receptionist) on her mobile & some lady answered "South African Police Service,how may i be of assistance"

Feisty this girl is. Now im even more than determined to get her number.

 

[Byrone]

sometimes the material just flows mate, much like my man juice i am in a constant state of arousal, maybe i should remove the chrissy m screen saver eh?

Same problem here Rob,my screensaver has Eva Longoria.:lick:

 

[Bozi]

I called Marietjie(the receptionist) on her mobile & some lady answered "South African Police Service,how may i be of assistance"

Feisty this girl is. Now im even more than determined to get her number.

sound mate the hunter/gatherer in you had been stirred and you are now on the hunt, is so much better when you need to work on them

damn reminds me of a phone call years ago.........
my baby sister was going to be christened so she had been in contact with the chapel.
me and my friends were sitting in the house getting wasted when the phone went, i picked it up and said "hello this is the funky stud dating agency, would you like a funky stud?" only problem was that on the other end of the phone was the nun to speak to my mum, i slammed the phone down and wouldn't answer it when it run again, funny thing is she didn't mention it.....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What is up, suckas?

 

[Lilith]

This sucker should have never gone back to the wedding. I am at work with a serious hangover at the moment. I managed to spend the entire time without drinking a thing and then the moment I went back my two of my friends decided they wanted to do shots. We shot an entire bottle of scotch. I am a featherweigh because I only drink socially so I got drunk out of my mind by the time I was done. I got to work at 11.00 a.m. I feel like crap.

 

[Bozi]

This sucker should have never gone back to the wedding. I am at work with a serious hangover at the moment. I managed to spend the entire time without drinking a thing and then the moment I went back my two of my friends decided they wanted to do shots. We shot an entire bottle of scotch. I am a featherweigh because I only drink socially so I got drunk out of my mind by the time I was done. I got to work at 11.00 a.m. I feel like crap.

i had a similar story as it was my mums wedding on saturday
got to the reception and was delighted to find they had bottles of budvar, add into the mix whiskey and a bottle of tequila and i am not surprised that i spent much of sunday in bed

 

[Bozi]

yo burke where is your 20k dedication??
stop procrastinating and get it done

 

[Lilith]

You are so lucky. I wish I could have my bed right now. My only consolation is that I get to leave early because I have an optometrist appointment because I woke up this morning and I am seeing all blurry from my left eye. I only hope it's the alcohol and nothing else.

 

[Bozi]

You are so lucky. I wish I could have my bed right now. My only consolation is that I get to leave early because I have an optometrist appointment because I woke up this morning and I am seeing all blurry from my left eye. I only hope it's the alcohol and nothing else.

well it aint so great as i am about to leave and go to work a 12 and a half hour night shift,the worst thing about it is that they have now blocked access to this site and any football related site, :faq1:

 

[Lilith]

Yep

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yo burke where is your 20k dedication??
stop procrastinating and get it done

i've got to wait until I'm home and it is written.

Could be like a week maybe.

I'll do it this weekend when I get wasted.

 

[Slagathor]

http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/

 

[The Pado]

http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/

You can read that crazy stuff?

 

[Slagathor]

You can read that crazy stuff?

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[The Pado]

Bozi, my policy is to never fap a shoe worn by a dead woman. If she was hot while alive, sure, but not if her dead skin ever came into contact with said wanking shoe. My homies at the grave diggers union have dibs on those shoes.

 

[The Pado]

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It probably sounds better in Farsi.