Nick Against the World (61 Viewers)

[swag]

The Pado proudly announces his sponsorship deal with Fleshlight Corp.

Didn't you hear? Fleshlight is replacing Tamoil on our '06-07 jerseys.

Giovanni Cobolli Gigli struck a profitsharing deal with the company. He figures with all the jerking off on the pitch that Inter will do this season, Juve stands to earn full funding for the transfer fees of the entire FC Barcelona roster in the '07-'08 season.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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[IncuboRossonero]

Pardon me sir, but would you like some cheese with your whine???

You can't be serious.

Considering that Milan was found guilty of cheating as well, granted, they didn't have their hand as far down the cookie jar as Juve did, you should really consider yourself lucky to still be in Serie A, ESPECIALLY since no one in their right minds would have ever considered Fiorentina and Lazio as a legitimate threat to the Scudetto, and yet they, as mid-table/borderline top-tier squads, received a far harsher penalty than Milan did.

And quite honestly, for you to come here and say that Juve being relegated caused Black Outs and hang overs gives me the not so subtle impression that you actually get off on the misery of others.

Tell me something, is Balky the pick-pocket the only person in Rome that gave you the time of day, and did you have to pose with your back to him, showing your wallet coming out of your jean pocket so that he would even acknowledge you??

Your poor family must have gone through a lot of porkchops back in the day so that the dog would play with you.

But don't fear Nick. Don't think for one second that you lost one of your "Lemmings" on this thread that follow your every word as Gospel, because I never was one.

Oh, and don't try to imply that Istanbul had something to do with us.

We weren't the ones out there choking away a Champions League trophy

Nope...you were the ones that gained points deep into the season with the likes of Palermo, Parma and Siena while we were battling two fronts: Champions and Italy...difference between Berlusca and Moggi is that Berlusca can take a beating ... Moggi can't bear take a beating so he assured himself he did not..
When a team like ours comes up empty handed in the last two years thanks to locking officials in the locker room...assuring star players will not start on the national team to get tired and assuring players will play BAD or fake an injury on another team to force a trade you tend to hold a grudge Sergio.
Istanbul was our fault...we accepted it. We were pissed coming out of the season with nothing in hand .... Juve beat us at San Siro in what I thought was a fair and square battle but conversations suggest otherwise ..apparently the Cafu take down was well noted by Moggi to the point he told his payroll journalists to keep MUM on the issue...

Further more, know your facts Sergio: Milan was not relegated because the rule states a MEMBER OF THE BOARD MUST BE INVOLVED...Meani was not a member of the board...he was actually a liason with the officials which every team has..so even if Meani was guilty as sin they could not implicate the board despite taping Galliani for a whole year (did you know that)...all they used was a minute and a half of conversation in Milan's case in which Meani tells Galliani how he told off the officials for bad calls and Galliani responds "uh huh" four times...he who followed the case was not surprised MIlan was not relegated in fact the real surprise was that we were not given the last two scudetto's ..
we kept the race going till the end and while we were doing our best to win games in Italy and Europe Juve was stinking it up in Europe (surprise) but winning big in Italy with horrible calls...
The Milan of 2004-2006 was probably the best Italy had to offer but thanks to Moggi no one will remember that ... thanks to Moggi there will be no winners..you want me to be sincere and understanding after the sh*t I have been through and I am going through as a Milan fan?? Please sir...please.

You remain one of the best guys here and I don't consider anyone to be riding my coat tails besides Lillianna maybe ... you were the first individual to approach me in a friendly way here showing you had more class than I did however, I have been yelling from atop the balcony and labeled the village idiot for the past few years ... when suddendly my theories come true don't expect me to be 'one of the guys' int:

 

[IncuboRossonero]

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1051977&postcount=48548

OUCH INDEED...just to remind some of you out there

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the big ouch is when reality strikes, the blessed day will come when that wretched berlusconi leaves the scene along with A.C; party over and we'll see who's laughing then.

Iacta alea est.

 

[Bjerknes]

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1051977&postcount=48548

OUCH INDEED...just to remind some of you out there

Yes, well done Nick. It's not like every single other opposition supporter of Juventus has posed questions about how Juventus has won their trophies and kept such a miraculous budget. All Milanisti, Interisti, and Romanisti have never ever layed a bad word upon Juventus...excluding yourself.

Sheesh, give this man a fucking prize.

 

[swag]

To what Andy said, do you guys have regular meetings and pass the pipe, wordsmithing yourselves each year in preparation for the coming season??

 

[Bjerknes]

Nick must consider himself some omnipotent calcio fan who foresees all that happens in Serie A. But if the roles were reversed and Milan was in the same spot as Juventus, the man would not even think about buying the supposed tripe talked up by opposition fans. And why would that be? Because he is simply supporting his team, just like most of us here have done over the years.

I do not ever recall Nick stating Milan was even slightly a dirty club, pledging his alliance to the likes of Galliani and Berlusconi per sempre. But several posters here have highlighted the possibility that perhaps Milan is indeed the ugly giant they are, with Galliani's bald head bursting through the limelight. Should our fans be applauded because they supposedly "saw" this Milan demise coming? Of fucking course not, because that's just cheap. But hey, have fun celebrating the demise of Juventus while Berlusca saves his club via Mediaset while you soak up your past and cliched statements.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Coppa di testa di mis madre por la Frankenstien.

 

[Seven]

Here's my delayed description of what happened last sunday:

As I was on holiday somewhere near Siena, I wanted to watch the game in Firenze. We went to the piazzale Michelangelo, from which you have an astonishing view over the Tuscan hills and the city of Firenze. I can't even find words to describe the atmosphere.

Whilst we were driving to Firenze the radio commentators seemed very relaxed. Today "la finalissima" would be played and everything was going well. But when the game was only an hour away everyone became nervous and they started switching to Berlin every freaking five seconds with questions as "is it still hot there?".

When we finally arrived the unthinkable immediately happened: France scored. I still didn't think Italy were going to lose this final though. Materazzi's brilliant equaliser sent shivers through my spine and illuminated the entire city. As for the penalties, I only watched the ones from France and the one Pirlo took. I couldn't bear watching the others. Grosso stepped up and I just glanced at the crowd. It took me three minutes to realise that they were celebrating because Italy had just become World Champions.

Three days later I had to buy something in a store and the owner had a picture of Marcello Lippi at his desk. Somehow he looked at it and suddenly remembered what had happened. He couldn't hide his grin and kept whispering "Campioni del mondo..campioni".

Oh and Zidane, you're a cunt. You could have at least had some class after the incident. Materazzi's a dirty player, yet your mother asking for his testicles is justified? Shut the fuck up, you got sent off and lost France the game. That's all there is to it. German and French news papers asking for a replay?

 

[Dominic]

That's cool

Welkom terug 7.

 

[KB824]

Hey Andries, what's happenin' ??

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Here's my delayed description of what happened last sunday:

A lot of great stories start off that way.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

the big ouch is when reality strikes, the blessed day will come when that wretched berlusconi leaves the scene along with A.C; party over and we'll see who's laughing then.

Iacta alea est.

Sorry to break the news to you but AC MILAN will be passed down to Berlusconi's family first in line: PierSilvio his son who has already been doing earning his stripes at the head office ... he is even bolder than Old Man Berlusca and I don't foresee the money running out anytime soon so in my lifetime its $$$$ all the way baby.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Sorry Andy but I fail to see how a team that won one scudetto in the last 6 years and one CL in the last 10 can be labeled as playing dirty...
I have yet to see a shrewd of evidence demonstrating that Milan was as dirty as Moggi, Delle Valle and the rest of the carnival troop and I have yet to see someone rationale enough to seperate Berlusconi the owner from Berlusconi the politician except maybe Libero and Padovano.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Your team is dirty.

 

[Slagathor]

Your team is dirty.

So's your country

 

[Byrone]

So's your country

 

[Byrone]

Rob get on msn, i have some good shit to send to u

 

[swag]

Good story, Andries.

Three days later I had to buy something in a store and the owner had a picture of Marcello Lippi at his desk. Somehow he looked at it and suddenly remembered what had happened. He couldn't hide his grin and kept whispering "Campioni del mondo..campioni".

My Italian teacher is very much the indifferent cultural snob when it comes to sports. However, she couldn't help but get excited about the World Cup. Then I mentioned to her that the Azzurri coach was born in her hometown (Viareggio)...

I think I've just created a major Lippi tifosa.