Nick Against the World (99 Viewers)

[Tourinorum]

do you?

btw, that line in your sig is from the song Believe?

 

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[Enron]

I love everyone. And yes the line is from Yellowcard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love the everyone too.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm here chillin in Ocean City, Maryland, the supposed "Marlin capital of the World" and resort beach city with the worst traffic and most numerous skanks North of Myrtle Beach. But with the verdict being announced and the current situation in the Middle East, I just cannot live without the internet. I'm fucking addicted to this wonderful little Gore invention.

But in regard to the Serie A discussion, I would not mind if Parma would finish top of the league for a change. Afterall, they basically were our farm team over the past half-decade, so why not let our supposed little helpers win the Scudetto. Actually, I don't really care who wins the Scudetto, just as long as those Inter Imbeciles fall flat on their faces and blame aliens in UFOs for their own failures after relinquishing the Serie A to Chievo Verona. Those douchbags are losers no matter who they play.

@Sergio: Yes indeed I remember what you said about Klinsmann, and I hope and pray that he decides to take the job. But I will always have this little doubt in my mind until he actually puts the pen to paper..

@Enron: If you give Trezeguet enough service, I don't think there is a more natural finisher in the world. No, not even Shevchenko, not even Eto'o, not even Robbie Fowler.

@ThePlaya: Do u alway have to do this......? Why make no sense if you try to make joke on me.....?

You dummie dummie, don't make joke on joke, purleeeeeese.

Soap it.

 

[The Pado]

@ Andy - which one was the guy with his head in the oven, Menace or The Playa? I keep confusing those two.

 

[swag]

I'm here chillin in Ocean City, Maryland, the supposed "Marlin capital of the World" and resort beach city with the worst traffic and most numerous skanks North of Myrtle Beach. But with the verdict being announced and the current situation in the Middle East, I just cannot live without the internet. I'm fucking addicted to this wonderful little Gore invention.

But in regard to the Serie A discussion, I would not mind if Parma would finish top of the league for a change. Afterall, they basically were our farm team over the past half-decade, so why not let our supposed little helpers win the Scudetto. Actually, I don't really care who wins the Scudetto, just as long as those Inter Imbeciles fall flat on their faces and blame aliens in UFOs for their own failures after relinquishing the Serie A to Chievo Verona. Those douchbags are losers no matter who they play.

@Sergio: Yes indeed I remember what you said about Klinsmann, and I hope and pray that he decides to take the job. But I will always have this little doubt in my mind until he actually puts the pen to paper..

@Enron: If you give Trezeguet enough service, I don't think there is a more natural finisher in the world. No, not even Shevchenko, not even Eto'o, not even Robbie Fowler.

@ThePlaya: Do u alway have to do this......? Why make no sense if you try to make joke on me.....?

You dummie dummie, don't make joke on joke, purleeeeeese.

Soap it.

Soap it? Ocean City?

I think you need to travel up a few miles to Dewey Beach... just before you hit Rehoboth Beach, DE. Just ask any hand-holding man there in a tight Speedo. They will provide the soap.

 

[Bjerknes]

Soap it? Ocean City?

I think you need to travel up a few miles to Dewey Beach... just before you hit Rehoboth Beach, DE. Just ask any hand-holding man there in a tight Speedo. They will provide the soap.

Ohh, I very well know about the gay scene between Dewey and Rehoboth. Even the lifeguards have become accustomed to soaping it and liking it.

@ Andy - which one was the guy with his head in the oven, Menace or The Playa? I keep confusing those two.

I believe Menace is the guy with his head in the oven. However, The Playa does not have his head in some random oven; only the oven of my favorrrrrrrrite popstar.

You like the Whacko loving, don't you Playa.

 

[Bjerknes]

I believe Menace is the guy with his head in the oven. However, The Playa does not have his head in some random oven; only the oven of my favorrrrrrrrite popstar.

You like the Whacko loving, don't you Playa.

Or, in your terms, Playa:

Menace is guy with head in oven feel dont feel good uh huh...?

Feel so good so good playa play with whacko night long. jacko dont love long time he love forever like best friend of man and your mother. Whacko don't do you in night uh huh....?

He like me cuz I'm orphan kid uh huh

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ Andy, Mike Burke on FM2006 is a better finisher

 

[Bjerknes]

Congratulations. You just wasted about 15 minutes of your life with that nonsense.

Feel special? Good, good.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Joker ? No you're the joker in this house, Burkey. In fact that's all you do here : joke, look for a reaction (you've been trying for weeks with me now for fuck knows what reason - well I guess you got one now lol). Insult, bark racist shit left and right and pat yourself on the back. Again all from the safety of your little puddle chair. Coward. And why do you do that ? Coz deep-down you so want to hang with the "big boys" of Juventuz, but you just don't know how to. Truth is you know zilch about football, or what you do know you're too lazy to express it. Case in point the posts following the one quoted above. "Yea, that would be pretty cool i guess." "Rafa is a joke of a coach now." "He should find himself a way to hang himself for the greater good of the population.". Doesn't leave much of a mark now does it ? So what do you do to cope for your ineptitude ? See above. Oh wait, you also post your impressions after getting drunk, making sure everyone is well aware of that fact. "Word, dude, I am drunk, yo. That is the hotness. Da!". Jesus, do you realize how incredibly sad that is? How revealing about the non-existence of your social life ? You're in America FFS, not in Belarus : do something other than NOTHING before reporting to us.

As for your prior comments on me, a clarification is in order. I didn't really get them at first and now realize on what they are based. It's about the pics of my place that I posted and the vid of me in Germany during the Italy-Germany game, isn't it ? I should have realized by now that you have way too much time on your hands not to have them saved on your hard drive, screened, analyzed, dissected and replayed back and forth.
So here we go.
I am a whiteboy OK. That's so fucking fresh, when you're the worst case of wiggism I have ever encountered. You live in a comfy little suburbian area in Small Town - America. NOT in Compton and NOT in the Bronx. You would not last 20 seconds in Brussels' Moroccan ghetto, let alone in the aforementioned places. So drop the gangsta limp and get a grip, bubba. Though if you really need to, I will probably be in Boston again some time between September and January. I know a few bona fide boyz from the 'hood in Roxbury. Mebbe you wanna talk to them?
My overweight legs ? I am 88 kilos for 6 ft 3. I think 85-90 kilos is the right weight for my height, so Im there I guess. Nope, I can say my legs are definitely not overweight. They run 5 km 3 times a week. They've kicked football balls and a few wiggas too.
My shoes. They're GEOX not Mefisto Brogans, whatever that is. Perfect for walking bare feet in them yeah, thanks to that clever aeration system they've licensed. Not the most aesthetic I agree. Made in China ? Don't think so, though how is that relevant ? But maybe next time I go support my team in a foreign country I'll get the Prada or the Moreschi. That would make sense, fo sho yo. Regardless, I paid for them.
My office max chair from 1992 (that was funny, admittedly). It's confortable enough, really. I think it cost me a bit more than 20 dollars, but at any rate I paid for it.
My veneer encrusted desk. It's quite huge and fits in that spot of my apartment. Not top quality but it does the job. I got a nice view on the city's most prestigious avenue from it and since I don't know where I'll be next year, I should be able to throw it away without shedding too many tears if/when I leave. But again, I paid for it.
You can see where Im getting at now, can't you ? Fact is, I am just a couple of years older than you and I've lived on two continents and in 4 different countries. More importantly, whatever I've achieved in life since the age of 18 I owe it to no one but myself. I haven't asked daddio for any money, or very little anyway. This despite the fact that he himself isn't exactly what I call a povero cristo.

So my question of course is : what about you Burke? What did you earn in your life? Who paid for your bail when you so supa kewly got ownaged for drunk-driving? The money for that degree in geography or whatever, where did you get it ? That wigga cap on your skull, did YOU pay for it or did papa Burke have to open his wallet ?
I think I know the answers already, so next time you want to mock this "whiteboy" for what he has or how he looks, take a moment to face a mirror. Italy have won the World Cup, and after going through the most difficult period of my life (the loss of my mum), this is the first time in months I can actually smile, so frankly it will take A LOT more than the wordage from a wiggish daddy's boy in need of e-recognition to stop me.
Now I'd like to think that you will ponder on this, but somehow I doubt it so I'll just put you on ignore. I'll also post much less from now, because after a week of celebration it's high time I get back to work. Pay the rent, the internet connection, the Mephisto brogans and all that, ya know how it is, "dude". Oh no wait you actually don't. But lest you forget:


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Not going to lie.

I read the frist two lines and fell asleep, i just woke up after two hours and don't have the gumption to read this because i would rather fap in a shoe or watch the WE channel because I know i'll learn more. What are you going to say? Lemme guess, burke, your dumb, and you don't know football, and you aren't cool, and i'm better because i have a smaller wee-wee.

Well let me tell you something Kaiser Frankenstein, I don't read your posts not because I am afraid of what they say or that they may hit close to home in my "puddle chair," which out of respect for your fagishness will not respond to because I don't think you even know what the fuck you are talking about, but I don't read what you have to say because you are a long-winded, blabber-mouthed pansy son of a Burger King sandwich and I have better things to do than to read what you have to say, like piss on my bed or masturbate to the sounds of your mother screaming my name. (which i taped and are available free at www.kaisersmom.com/wopper)

I mean seriously, why even write tripe that is longer than 3 lines, you know i'm not going to read it, you would do better if you just said, "YERRR GAY" really big in a post.

So thanks, but no thanks.......

I'll end this with a fuck you and have a nice day.

Soap it you rat bastard son of a sandwich.

 

[Slagathor]

You would not last 20 seconds in Brussels' Moroccan ghetto

That place is scary. And I thought The Hague's East End (where I lived for four years) was fucked up with weekly gun fire and bi-daily robberies.

Oh, I lasted an hour in Brussels' Moroccan ghetto cause I got lost

 

[Geof]

Brussels' ghettos arent that bad. I mean I wouldn't hang there around at night, but compared to oher European capitals the ghetto violence is pretty ... average I guess.

 

[flieeeekke]

and that says someone who has:
Celtic, Monaco, Barcelona, Scotland in his other teams list in his own user profile :eyebrows:

oh right, i should remove barcelona from that list.

 

[flieeeekke]

He is a wiener.

damn right :eyebrows:

 

[flieeeekke]

Not going to lie.

I read the frist two lines and fell asleep, i just woke up after two hours and don't have the gumption to read this because i would rather fap in a shoe or watch the WE channel because I know i'll learn more. What are you going to say? Lemme guess, burke, your dumb, and you don't know football, and you aren't cool, and i'm better because i have a smaller wee-wee.

Well let me tell you something Kaiser Frankenstein, I don't read your posts not because I am afraid of what they say or that they may hit close to home in my "puddle chair," which out of respect for your fagishness will not respond to because I don't think you even know what the fuck you are talking about, but I don't read what you have to say because you are a long-winded, blabber-mouthed pansy son of a Burger King sandwich and I have better things to do than to read what you have to say, like piss on my bed or masturbate to the sounds of your mother screaming my name. (which i taped and are available free at www.kaisersmom.com/wopper)

I mean seriously, why even write tripe that is longer than 3 lines, you know i'm not going to read it, you would do better if you just said, "YERRR GAY" really big in a post.

So thanks, but no thanks.......

I'll end this with a fuck you and have a nice day.

Soap it you rat bastard son of a sandwich.

just for a second, stop being racist cunt.

 

[Byrone]

Who's that in ur profile pic Burke?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Some little kid from Chernobyl with a disease, it looks a lot like Andy as a child.

But I heard that Thuram is leaving, and Kaka may go to Milan, and that Pirlo could go to Bayern. If that happened, I would vnut all over this forum.

 

[Byrone]

Some little kid from Chernobyl with a disease, it looks a lot like Andy as a child.

But I heard that Thuram is leaving, and Kaka may go to Milan, and that Pirlo could go to Bayern. If that happened, I would vnut all over this forum.

Already at Milan,u mean Madrid. U vnut everyday so whats the point of u vnutting now?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Already at Milan,u mean Madrid. U vnut everyday so whats the point of u vnutting now?

Yea, i am sooooo the wasted.

I found out that i can speak and write Dutch.

Just double most if not all vowels in most words.

Soo it woould look likee thiis, heaar whaat i am saaying?

My naame I thiink woould be Michaael Van Der Buurkee.