Joker ? No you're the joker in this house, Burkey. In fact that's all you do here : joke, look for a reaction (you've been trying for weeks with me now for fuck knows what reason - well I guess you got one now lol). Insult, bark racist shit left and right and pat yourself on the back. Again all from the safety of your little puddle chair. Coward. And why do you do that ? Coz deep-down you so want to hang with the "big boys" of Juventuz, but you just don't know how to. Truth is you know zilch about football, or what you do know you're too lazy to express it. Case in point the posts following the one quoted above. "Yea, that would be pretty cool i guess." "Rafa is a joke of a coach now." "He should find himself a way to hang himself for the greater good of the population.". Doesn't leave much of a mark now does it ? So what do you do to cope for your ineptitude ? See above. Oh wait, you also post your impressions after getting drunk, making sure everyone is well aware of that fact. "Word, dude, I am drunk, yo. That is the hotness. Da!". Jesus, do you realize how incredibly sad that is? How revealing about the non-existence of your social life ? You're in America FFS, not in Belarus : do something other than NOTHING before reporting to us.
As for your prior comments on me, a clarification is in order. I didn't really get them at first and now realize on what they are based. It's about the pics of my place that I posted and the vid of me in Germany during the Italy-Germany game, isn't it ? I should have realized by now that you have way too much time on your hands not to have them saved on your hard drive, screened, analyzed, dissected and replayed back and forth.
So here we go.
I am a whiteboy OK. That's so fucking fresh, when you're the worst case of wiggism I have ever encountered. You live in a comfy little suburbian area in Small Town - America. NOT in Compton and NOT in the Bronx. You would not last 20 seconds in Brussels' Moroccan ghetto, let alone in the aforementioned places. So drop the gangsta limp and get a grip, bubba. Though if you really need to, I will probably be in Boston again some time between September and January. I know a few bona fide boyz from the 'hood in Roxbury. Mebbe you wanna talk to them?
My overweight legs ? I am 88 kilos for 6 ft 3. I think 85-90 kilos is the right weight for my height, so Im there I guess. Nope, I can say my legs are definitely not overweight. They run 5 km 3 times a week. They've kicked football balls and a few wiggas too.
My shoes. They're GEOX not Mefisto Brogans, whatever that is. Perfect for walking bare feet in them yeah, thanks to that clever aeration system they've licensed. Not the most aesthetic I agree. Made in China ? Don't think so, though how is that relevant ? But maybe next time I go support my team in a foreign country I'll get the Prada or the Moreschi. That would make sense, fo sho yo. Regardless, I paid for them.
My office max chair from 1992 (that was funny, admittedly). It's confortable enough, really. I think it cost me a bit more than 20 dollars, but at any rate I paid for it.
My veneer encrusted desk. It's quite huge and fits in that spot of my apartment. Not top quality but it does the job. I got a nice view on the city's most prestigious avenue from it and since I don't know where I'll be next year, I should be able to throw it away without shedding too many tears if/when I leave. But again, I paid for it.
You can see where Im getting at now, can't you ? Fact is, I am just a couple of years older than you and I've lived on two continents and in 4 different countries. More importantly, whatever I've achieved in life since the age of 18 I owe it to no one but myself. I haven't asked daddio for any money, or very little anyway. This despite the fact that he himself isn't exactly what I call a povero cristo.
So my question of course is : what about you Burke? What did you earn in your life? Who paid for your bail when you so supa kewly got ownaged for drunk-driving? The money for that degree in geography or whatever, where did you get it ? That wigga cap on your skull, did YOU pay for it or did papa Burke have to open his wallet ?
I think I know the answers already, so next time you want to mock this "whiteboy" for what he has or how he looks, take a moment to face a mirror. Italy have won the World Cup, and after going through the most difficult period of my life (the loss of my mum), this is the first time in months I can actually smile, so frankly it will take A LOT more than the wordage from a wiggish daddy's boy in need of e-recognition to stop me.
Now I'd like to think that you will ponder on this, but somehow I doubt it so I'll just put you on ignore. I'll also post much less from now, because after a week of celebration it's high time I get back to work. Pay the rent, the internet connection, the Mephisto brogans and all that, ya know how it is, "dude". Oh no wait you actually don't. But lest you forget:
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