Nick Against the World (68 Viewers)

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Andy said:
Irrelevent. I hope France and the best player since Maradona tears Portugal a new asshole. Why? Because they're absolute crap.

Their performances in the group stage were rubbish, their performance against Holland was rubbish while the game was destroyed by the referee, and today they were garbage while England was the better side. And this is coming from someone who absolutely abhors England and especially that cunt of a player Wayne Rooney, the savior of anybody but England.
I'm not even gonna respond to that. I won't bother responding to anyone who posts with that much confidense and know-it-all attitude. I will say this though, you should team up with Bilboa :thumbs:

PS: It is very relevant. You of all people should know the rules. I'm not Portuguese, but I still find your words insulting.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6939
 

Buy on AliExpress.com

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Andy said:
Irrelevent. I hope France and the best player since Maradona tears Portugal a new asshole. Why? Because they're absolute crap.

Their performances in the group stage were rubbish, their performance against Holland was rubbish while the game was destroyed by the referee, and today they were garbage while England was the better side. And this is coming from someone who absolutely abhors England and especially that cunt of a player Wayne Rooney, the savior of anybody but England.
Debbie Downer says, "Wah waaahhhhh..." :p
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Erik said:
I doubt it, it's part of their footballing culture. Not that I think it's a lower form, or inferior, or disgusting. It's just as much part of the game as the Italian defensive tactics (barely "Italian" anymore nowadays) or whatever else you can think of. They shouldn't change either: this is who they are, how they play. Let's maintain some diversity, because the moment countries start to abandon their traditional footballing ways, it all goes to hell and becomes boring: ie Brazil and Holland.
Maybe England was trying to learn a few things from Portugal afterall... :eyebrows:



Either that or Joe Cole decided to do his best Jim Morrison impersonation in the middle of the match.
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
ßömßärdîër said:
:blah:

They have some great players and earned their spot.

I disagree. The game against Holland was a disaster and they were lucky to go through. Today they werent even that good and went through because of penalities. Just like Argentina yesterday, who in my opinion, should have advanced because they were the better team. But I guess football isnt always fair
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Despite a missing Deco and Costinha and a nursing Ronaldo, England still couldn't defeat Portugal more than once in their past 40 years now.

All of that must be luck. :agree:
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
swag said:
Despite a missing Deco and Costinha and a nursing Ronaldo, England still couldn't defeat Portugal more than once in their past 11 matchups now.

Must be luck. :agree:

True, I forgot about Deco and Costinha missing. I never liked the english anyway and thought they were boring.

Congrats to you and to them :toast:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Thanks, Fabi. This just reminds me a lot of when teams like FC Porto can manage to get through deep in the CL, and earn it, and people piss on them because of their pedigree.

This team definitely has luck on its side this year, but calling them absolute crap and a joke in the group stages is blubberingly asinine. As if England or the Netherlands belongs there anymore than they do?

And sure they had the home pitch advantage in Euro 2004 (and blew it against Greece :doh: ), but what of these teams has actually consistently achieved in either competition?? Germany and Italy couldn't even make it out of the group stage. France won their group with a little luck, but they were shaky.

Footie isn't fair. And upsets happen. And damn good for that, really. Because too many people whine about how the CL or the WC is a joke if the usual favorites aren't in the final stages. It's as if they're guilty of the retrograde thinking that Italy=catenaccio and Holland=Total Football and can never grow out of that.

As a parallel I made here with Martin once years ago, while some tennis fans think a competition is bogus if Pete Sampras doesn't make the final rounds, they're totally overlooking the fact that Roger Federer is the new gun in town.

I expected Portugal to lose to England. And I expect them to lose to France (I thought they were crap in the group stages but they've really turned it on, despite Domenech, in the elim rounds). But Portugal is achieving historical things for their NT atm... How many victims before someone gives a team credit that they might not be total pushovers? According to some previous posts, the Netherlands and England were both supposed to tear them new assholes.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,946
Zé Tahir said:
I'm not even gonna respond to that. I won't bother responding to anyone who posts with that much confidense and know-it-all attitude. I will say this though, you should team up with Bilboa :thumbs:

PS: It is very relevant. You of all people should know the rules. I'm not Portuguese, but I still find your words insulting.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6939
Insulting? :howler:

Two people have said my country should not be allowed in this tournament, but you don't see me saying "ohhh it's insulting." Far more people have said they hope so and so country murders the other on this forum, including my own, however you don't see me saying "ohhh it's insulting."

Did I make nationalistic remark against Portugal? No, it's a fine country. Did I post any insult regarding the players of Portugal? No, however I did say Rooney acts like a cunt, which he does. Did I say Portugal played like absolute crap and I wish that France would tear them a new asshole? Yes I did, but to be honest, in complete honesty, I can wish what I want. I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, however Portugal does not deserve to be where they are. End of story.

And I see people saying Portugal lacks calibre. Well I'll be damned, a team that has the likes of Figo, Deco, Ronaldo, Costinha, Maniche, Carvalho, and Miguel sure lack calibre. Sheesh, I mean they're worse than friggin Angola, arent they.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Black Mamba said:
I disagree. The game against Holland was a disaster and they were lucky to go through. Today they werent even that good and went through because of penalities. Just like Argentina yesterday, who in my opinion, should have advanced because they were the better team. But I guess football isnt always fair

Sure it is fair, it is about who is better at one millisecond in time, and on that day, it was Lehmann, today, England were too tired, and were assclown jokes, just as they are in every world cup.

It has nothing to do with how good the TEAM is, it has everything to do with individual performances in one spot in time.

Although I would argue a different side if we were talking about the France game, because un that match, France were the better team, but the indiviuals could not get it done.
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
ßömßärdîër said:
Sure it is fair, it is about who is better at one millisecond in time, and on that day, it was Lehmann, today, England were too tired, and were assclown jokes, just as they are in every world cup.

I agree. England sucks.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,946
ßömßärdîër said:
Your country?

I live here too you covettous son of a bitch.
Well no shit, you goddamn West Virginian. I think I'd know that considering I got drunk at your house three days ago, but I dont remember flying to the fucking Ural Mountains and back, now do I.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
swag said:
Thanks, Fabi. This just reminds me a lot of when teams like FC Porto can manage to get through deep in the CL, and earn it, and people piss on them because of their pedigree.

This team definitely has luck on its side this year, but calling them absolute crap and a joke in the group stages is blubberingly asinine. As if England or the Netherlands belongs there anymore than they do?

And sure they had the home pitch advantage in Euro 2004 (and blew it against Greece :doh: ), but what of these teams has actually consistently achieved in either competition?? Germany and Italy couldn't even make it out of the group stage. France won their group with a little luck, but they were shaky.

Footie isn't fair. And upsets happen. And damn good for that, really. Because too many people whine about how the CL or the WC is a joke if the usual favorites aren't in the final stages. It's as if they're guilty of the retrograde thinking that Italy=catenaccio and Holland=Total Football and can never grow out of that.

As a parallel I made here with Martin once years ago, while some tennis fans think a competition is bogus if Pete Sampras doesn't make the final rounds, they're totally overlooking the fact that Roger Federer is the new gun in town.

I expected Portugal to lose to England. And I expect them to lose to France (I thought they were crap in the group stages but they've really turned it on, despite Domenech, in the elim rounds). But Portugal is achieving historical things for their NT atm... How many victims before someone gives a team credit that they might not be total pushovers? According to some previous posts, the Netherlands and England were both supposed to tear them new assholes.
I partly agree: some would argue the Netherlands never deserved to even move past the group stage, but they did. When it comes down to it, there is no deserve in football. At which point I like to think: if you're there, you must have done all the right things to get there, so you deserve it. Portugal deserve being where they are just as much as the other teams: everyone in the semi-finals did what they had to do to get there.

That doesn't mean I like them, but that's a subjective and irrelevant issue.

As for retrograde thinking: I believe there is too little of it. The world of football, like the rest of the world, is globalising and becoming one boring melting pot. Perhaps it's just me, but I wish the Italians would stick to their (in-)famous catenaccio and the Dutch to their total football. The world would be a more exciting place for it.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
From the BBC's "How to survive a penalty shoot-out"

2. Focus on a positive outcome
Players should remember that the brain cannot process sentences in the negative form.

For example, if I say to you "do not think of a pink elephant", what are you going to think of?

When approaching the penalty spot, players should formulate positive thoughts such as "I am going to score", rather than "I am not going to miss".

That will create a clear, positive image in their minds.






gorgeous :D
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
swag said:
As a parallel I made here with Martin once years ago, while some tennis fans think a competition is bogus if Pete Sampras doesn't make the final rounds, they're totally overlooking the fact that Roger Federer is the new gun in town.
When did I ever say that? :D
 

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 68)