Nick Against the World (90 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Well Johnny Cakes, Depends on whether Don Moggi makes the phone call or not...

Maybe he should walk into Peg Perego Emporium and stop using his land line or cell phone...

He should call the mafiosi that control the ferry boats that run between Reggio and Messina. Those guys have the juice to fix a match.

 

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[Enron]

Yo fools, its time for some old skool baywatch. Fooookin right!

 

[swag]

Yo fools, its time for some old skool baywatch. Fooookin right!

As long as Hasselhoff doesn't start singing "Help Me, Rhonda", my TV may survive the night without my hurling a toaster through the picture tube.

 

[Enron]

Im not excited out Hasselcock. But you have admit, owning a talking car would be sweet.

 

[swag]

Im not excited out Hasselcock. But you have admit, owning a talking car would be sweet.

Especially with a thyroid-impaired black man bound and gagged in the back seat, who keeps trying to say, "Whatchoo talkin' bout, Michael Knight!?"

 

[Enron]

Especially with a thyroid-impaired black man bound and gagged in the back seat, who keeps trying to say, "Whatchoo talkin' bout, Michael Knight!?"

Icing on the cake, me bruvva.int:

 

[Enron]

The car would need to have the voice of either James Lipton or Kevin Spacey.

 

[Bjerknes]

Make that three. And Ill buy the drinks.

Sounds like a plan. We will need some extra ammo for those piss balloons.

Then we'll take a picture of ourselves eating a whopper with Bobo Vieri.

 

[Slagathor]

Im not excited out Hasselcock. But you have admit, owning a talking car would be sweet.

Knowing my luck the car would be a woman

"So Julie says, she says, like, oh my god, to this complete stranger and it was so embarassing, really. Do you think this paint job makes me look fat by the way? I want an honest answer now!? Well do you?"

 

[un altro alex]

Knowing my luck the car would be a woman

"So Julie says, she says, like, oh my god, to this complete stranger and it was so embarassing, really. Do you think this paint job makes me look fat by the way? I want an honest answer now!? Well do you?"

"This road is ruining my tires. I sooo need a tire-cure. Uh, is that beetle checking out my ass? midget."

 

[Bozi]

Knowing my luck the car would be a woman

"So Julie says, she says, like, oh my god, to this complete stranger and it was so embarassing, really. Do you think this paint job makes me look fat by the way? I want an honest answer now!? Well do you?"

or more like,"i cant figure out this sat-nav...am i the arrow, what way is it facing??can we ask that man where it is it will be faster"

 

[swag]

But Paul is right... The media still has plenty to offer society, and this is clear evidence.

...btw, we do have an authoritative online source of news like this in SF at least:

http://www.sfgate.com/news/bondage/

 

[un altro alex]

...btw, we do have an authoritative online source of news like this in SF at least:

http://www.sfgate.com/news/bondage/

I hear San Francisco was rated number 1 city to live in, in the USA by Men's Health magazine.. not that I have ever read men's health I'm just.. guessing

 

[swag]

I hear San Francisco was rated number 1 city to live in, in the USA by Men's Health magazine.. not that I have ever read men's health I'm just.. guessing

Didn't hear that one. I'm not so sure that "Men's Health magazine's #1 city to live in" isn't a backhanded compliment.

I guess if you're living under a freeway overpass and eating out of dumpsters, the weather is pretty moderate and the restaurants are pretty good.

 

[Enron]

Didn't hear that one. I'm not so sure that "Men's Health magazine's #1 city to live in" isn't a backhanded compliment.

I guess if you're living under a freeway overpass and eating out of dumpsters, the weather is pretty moderate and the restaurants are pretty good.

I hear the hookers are pretty nice.

 

[The Pado]

I hear the hookers are pretty nice.

Sure . . . if you're into sausage surprise!

 

[Enron]

Sure . . . if you're into sausage surprise!

Everyone has their tastes I suppose. Anyway, Im off on a two day journey to the capital city of Craptown. See you guys on the flip side.

 

[swag]

I hear the hookers are pretty nice.

Actually, unlike in places I've been to like Rome and Paris, most of them don't pee standing up. Which is a plus. umpkin:

 

[Bjerknes]

Thank you very much, Moggi and Capello, for letting go of Enzo Maresca. Good fooking call people.

 

[Matteo..]

Thank you very much, Moggi and Capello, for letting go of Enzo Maresca. Good fooking call people.

Andy, I'd expect more from you. This is a bit shortsighted. Maresca wasn't all that great when he was at Juventus and I think we need to admit that. As cruel as it might be, I like to think that the UEFA cup and Sevilla are more suited for Maresca than are the CL and Juventus.