Nick Against the World (59 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,445
PADO said:
I just wanted to hook him up with a team that best fit his characteristics.

For example: If Fli was the kind of guy who liked to fap in old rubber fishing boots, shit in cardboard boxes, and drink wine from a funnel, then I would suggest he cheer for the New York Jets.
Ok then, I am a Denver fan but do one for me.

I like to pull shit out of thin air, smoke good cannabis, drink wine from 80 cl glasses and like to get a blow job before breakfast.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Jeeks said:
Ok then, I am a Denver fan but do one for me.

I like to pull shit out of thin air, smoke good cannabis, drink wine from 80 cl glasses and like to get a blow job before breakfast.

You have all the makings of a Seattle Seahawks man.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Jeeks, I hate wearing boxers because my Burke always manages to find a way out of the fly, so I end up walking around with my Burke hanging out, just knocing up against the teeth of my (hopefully) closed zippper.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,445
PADO said:
Jeeks, I hate wearing boxers because my Burke always manages to find a way out of the fly, so I end up walking around with my Burke hanging out, just knocing up against the teeth of my (hopefully) closed zippper.
A New York Jets man :agree:
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,748
Jeeks said:
Where is Nick? We want the awards results.
****we have a report just coming in** it appears an ugly looking mo-fo, bearing a resemblance to christian vieri was seen entering a burger king and asking for a wop-per
 

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