am I too late ???
1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
Juve Kosova
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Pado, Nick, Serge, Paul
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
all the Zlatan and Capello lovers
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your 'phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Paul, and Sergio
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
any appreciation thread that is more concerned about the players looks, rather than his skills....threads that slam the USA
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
me and kosova... no mercy for that punk !!!
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with?? see question 6
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Erik has already come out of the closet...Seven will come out next !!
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
if the girls here did, they wouldnt have all this time available to be posting here
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
if I couldnt, I should be put out of my misery !!!
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Seven and snoop
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Burkie
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
has anyone seen a picture of snoop or Dominic ??
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
no defense attoney can be so funny in real life...PADO !!
14b. Poster who is the MOST like their online personality
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BURKE !! DA !!
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
juventuz- the equal opportunity forum, where the intelligent people rub elbows with the retards !!
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
yes. not so sure
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
a cross between Simon Powell and Paul Oakenfold
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Pado, and hope he has a moment to help me, between fappings
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
if I cant help myself, then I'm a goner !!
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Pado is the most "creative thinker" we have in this place !!
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Paul and Denco...I would enjoy the match, and learn a thing or 2 from these guys
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
swag obviously
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
West Virginia is pretty remote (except for rednecks), so Andy, Burke, or Enron would receive a call
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
dare I say Nick...followed closely by Paul and Denco
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
jog on son !!!
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabi is my girl !!!
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk: kosova
Chimp Chump: Dr. Juve (he made it up)
Plain stupid: where do I begin ??
Boring: Zlatan/Cap loyalists
Pointless: all those from Sweden
Get a life: Cap lovers
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Rab
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Tifoso Lou
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading? Denco, Paul, Nick, Andy, Rab
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
Gino
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
I've seen it
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the 'decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as 'Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the 'chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
what you think
please discuss
Denco's original rant about Capello (I cant find it, but it was early into this season), Gino Genesio saying that he was going to punch out his father....Pado has had some funny shit, too
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
Zlatan and Capello have not only ruined our team, but have ruined this place too with all their groupies