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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßöмßäяdîëя;1566857 said:
Yo, I just want to tell everyone on here that my feet have chemical burns all over them. I think it stemmed from the time, 5 minutes ago, when I poured concentrated sulfuric acid on my feet to get my fungal colony to recede.

Hey, I should have gotten an scholarship for Athlete's Feet.
Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? "Die Hard" is not an energy drink packaged in an expanded 40-oz plastic container. That shit is meant for automobiles.
 

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Apr 12, 2004
77,165
For Greasy Pizza Padovano:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23742&highlight=pango

Pango Bieskiatsky
Juve After CS Pandurii Lignitul Tirgu Jiu Starlet Pango Bieskiatsky

Italian giants Juventus are reportedly interested in little known player Pango Bieskiatsky, who plays for Romanian High League team CS Pandurii Lignitul Tirgu Jiu. Dubbed the next Gheorghe Hagi, Bieskiatsky has lit up the Romanian High League with two goals and 23 assists in 14 appearances. The little man from Cluj-Napoca has startled defenses by working his 1.57 metre frame into little crevices in the opposing defenses. The 17 year-old wonder kid has stunned CS Pandurii Lignitul Tirgu Jiu's fans and staff by demanding a transfer to a bigger club. Stating, "I know Hagi was a great player, and a national hero, but I think I possess the ability to be a better national hero. To complete this, I must move to a major league and a major club, Juve is that club, and the Serie A is that league." Pango could leave the Municipal in Tirgu Jiu for little more than 800,000 Euros, reports have concluded. Pango ended his interview by saying, "I may be small, but I pack a large punch, a large Pango punch."

http://ro.diviziaa.com/content.php?c...gheterii-lumii
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Holy shit, I just watched Pango playing for the primavera. He's pure shit. He came on in the 63' and his first touch was meant to be a simple 10-yd. pass and he put straight into touch. On the ensuing throw-in, he hacked the shit out of the Parma player and saw yellow. 30 seconds later, with his second touch, he fell over the ball creating a Parma counter that ended with Pango committing a last-man foul with a shirt pull and our little Gypsy saw red.

2 minutes, 2 terrible errors, and 2 cards.

His own agent, Davide Lippi, even called Pango "The biggest fraud perpetrated on the Italian football public since Gabriele Gravina tryed to fool the people of Castel di Sangro with that Nig actor"
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Alright, I love Mondays. I have a presentation on the History of the World Bank and the Grameen Bank. Then I have a two hour Forestry Exam. And somehow I have to find time to Moodle it up in between.
 

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