Nick Against the World (53 Viewers)
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I'm watching the CNN/YouTube Republican debates, and really, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this absolute farce of possible candidates. I mean, there has to be at least one person who makes any sense in that party and actually would do this nation some good, but apparently there is not. Not one single person in that fucking party.
Lets break this down here:
1) Mitt Romney - Phony, hypocritical, tater-tot nose, "waterboarding is not torture, but I don't know," "Yes, I believe every word in the Bible while I make a smurk and then say well maybe it's all not true but I believe in God," fucking dolt.
2) Rudy Giuliani - Phony, hypocritical, "I'll root for the Red Sox but I love New York," "The reason why they flew the plane into my buildings is because they're all terrorists over there, you know, places I've never been to nor have any idea about," "My foreign policy will help only the most needy individuals around the world, such as 7th Avenue Persian street vendors," "I hire corrupt people so vote for me," ass clown.
3) Fred Thompson - Reagan multiplied by 15 Coors Lights and 0.0086 IQ points, "I don't even look like I want to be here," another fucking dolt.
4) Mike Huckabee - Baptist extremist, "By placing guns in the hands of every single US citizen, America will be a safer place," please either fly a plane into your chruch or become President and have somebody murder your whole family with all the weapons you've gleefully given us.
5) John McCain - "Oops I crapped my pants really works! WE WON VIETNAM!"
Dear God, please Barack, win this election.
Lets break this down here:
1) Mitt Romney - Phony, hypocritical, tater-tot nose, "waterboarding is not torture, but I don't know," "Yes, I believe every word in the Bible while I make a smurk and then say well maybe it's all not true but I believe in God," fucking dolt.
2) Rudy Giuliani - Phony, hypocritical, "I'll root for the Red Sox but I love New York," "The reason why they flew the plane into my buildings is because they're all terrorists over there, you know, places I've never been to nor have any idea about," "My foreign policy will help only the most needy individuals around the world, such as 7th Avenue Persian street vendors," "I hire corrupt people so vote for me," ass clown.
3) Fred Thompson - Reagan multiplied by 15 Coors Lights and 0.0086 IQ points, "I don't even look like I want to be here," another fucking dolt.
4) Mike Huckabee - Baptist extremist, "By placing guns in the hands of every single US citizen, America will be a safer place," please either fly a plane into your chruch or become President and have somebody murder your whole family with all the weapons you've gleefully given us.
5) John McCain - "Oops I crapped my pants really works! WE WON VIETNAM!"
Dear God, please Barack, win this election.
Word...
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."
ßöмßäяdîëя;1507607 said:
Word...
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."
It really is brilliant. Next time somebody asks me such a vague question, I'm going to pull a Dignam.That film is quickly becoming my favorite.
ßöмßäяdîëя;1507607 said:
Word...
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."
I'm watching The Departed again, and I just have to say that in THIS COUNTRY, these are great lines:
"Fuck you,
Can't, too tired from fuckin' your wife,
Fuck your mother,
She's too tired from fuckin' my father."
"Got any guys in with him right now?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no.........maybe fuck yourself."