Fat stomachs to these people:
Rab for getting on facebook.
Jackson for letting me loose.
Hector for loving himself and his "country."
Swagger for sending that terrible message to Abu.
Pado for having a huge cock and putting it inside me.
Seven for being Hector.
Andy for keeping me warm with the fat stomach.
Rami for telling me about the next jihad.
Bes for telling me jihad is bad.
My dad for making me a suicide bomber against myself in the jihad.
my sister for saving a rabbit.
the rabbit, Rumpelstiltskin, for dying 3 days after my sister saved it.
enron for getting to the final over cock suckers and guys like Hector.
milan for just representing real football.
Juve for......BOUMSONGHEAD
Inter for being a bunch of.....(No word in english to describe, so I'll make one up.)
The word for the word being "Tydakriad"
Inter for being TYDAKRIADS!
Blandie for the good blow.
Blow for really being weed.
weed for really being oral pleasure on me.
Zlatan for not being here.
Respaul for coming back.
The word "back" really being slang for "out"

Vinni for beating black guys up.
black guys being asians.
asians being buffalo new york police officers named vinni's own penis.
Jim Rome for hating football.
Football being his own son.
my mom for calling ME ON MOTHER's DAY (bc that is what will happen)
My dad for biting a 300 dollar bar tab last night from 6 different bars I went to.
my face for taking the beating after my dad finds out i went to 6 different bars in a 12 hour period.
Abu for loving allah more than his own family.
Islamic Radicals like Abu for loving something they have no idea about over their FAMILY.
coffee for keeping me awake long enough to write this
cigarettes and alcohol for killing several of my internal organs.
Marty for this site.
This site for making me fail out of college.
Vinni and Pado's daughters for being the next Bettega and Scirea.
and my butt.......for accep[ing myself inside it......
UP MY OWN ASS!
Here is your fat stomach....