Nick Against the World (193 Viewers)

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L'autista
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:)

Nah. Keith Moon, the former drummer of The Who. Nothing quite makes things go smoother politically than choking on your own vomit after having dinner with Sir Paul McCartney.

Just look at what George Bush, Sr. did for Japanese-American relations following his historic blowing of presidential chunks in the lap of Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa in 1992. He brought down the house with his patented Godzilla-Thus-Spokee-Layin'-Down-Tokyo-Karaoke/Chunder-In-Your-Crotch-Now-Top-That-Beeeotch move (he was a big fan of Darryl Dawkins' slam dunks of the 70s), and relations between the two countries has never been better.
 

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L'autista
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:lol: Yep. Cashing out the ATM... Giving the sardines a better view... The ol' supermodel sound off... but involving the reproductive organs of an international dignitary.

I must say, "barf job" is particularly appropriate here. I will make sure not to :google: it if I ever plan on eating again.
 

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L'autista
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What is it with these tree-hugging freaks and their teas with pantywaist names like "Rainforest Mist"? Why would I want drink something that sounds like a brand of vaginal douche?

And how come I can't find "Agent Orange & Napalm Scorched Earth" tea anywhere? :(
 

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L'autista
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are you in town? my guess is you hit up argo tea
Probably no relation to Argo High School on the West sii-iide. I was once a DJ at WARG ... back when they allowed interlopers from candy-ass, all-boys Catholic schools in Chi-town proper.

Dammit, I would go to Marist instead of Brother Rice while Jenny McCarthy was bursting out of her training bra at Mother McAuley. :(
 

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Diez
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Probably no relation to Argo High School on the West sii-iide. I was once a DJ at WARG ... back when they allowed interlopers from candy-ass, all-boys Catholic schools in Chi-town proper.

Dammit, I would go to Marist instead of Brother Rice while Jenny McCarthy was bursting out of her training bra at Mother McAuley. :(
no way used to play baseball by St Xavier, hey man at least you didnt have to spend a year in that gay ass latin :cry:
 

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aaron you know i love ya man, you know how much i love the burke also, however, look at burkes last 2 posts and you will see that i had no option. though i doubt burke will argue that he deserved his ban tbh, he would probably acknowledge he went over the line that time.
 

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Diez
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aaron you know i love ya man, you know how much i love the burke also, however, look at burkes last 2 posts and you will see that i had no option. though i doubt burke will argue that he deserved his ban tbh, he would probably acknowledge he went over the line that time.
how can you love someone you have never met? i mean i dont know how deep your cyber realtionship is but i dont love any of you fuckers :D
 

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