Nah. Keith Moon, the former drummer of The Who. Nothing quite makes things go smoother politically than choking on your own vomit after having dinner with Sir Paul McCartney.
Just look at what George Bush, Sr. did for Japanese-American relations following his historic blowing of presidential chunks in the lap of Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa in 1992. He brought down the house with his patented Godzilla-Thus-Spokee-Layin'-Down-Tokyo-Karaoke/Chunder-In-Your-Crotch-Now-Top-That-Beeeotch move (he was a big fan of Darryl Dawkins' slam dunks of the 70s), and relations between the two countries has never been better.
