Nick Against the World (195 Viewers)

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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The coffee can incident came only one day after watching Cindarella III, where at the start Cindarella was unable to find her shoes. Her husband, the Prince, found them and she said, "You found my shoes! What were the mice doing with them this time?" The prince then turned them over, pouring out a small amount of white liquid.

And this is the absolute truth. My daughter is still wondering why that scene was so funny.
You sure you didn't put the wrong tape in and that wasn't Sindarella III, with Big Balls Bethany playing both of the ugly step-sisters (if you know what I mean, and I think you do)? :oops:

:lol2: Man, you need to keep your identity a secret with the family. Put on some Clark Kent glasses or something. This kind of fame could come back to haunt you.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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pado i think greg nearly hit the nail on the head with the whole clark kent thing, but just to be sure you cant be identified i think you better get an eye-patch for your trouser pirate
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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pado i think greg nearly hit the nail on the head with the whole clark kent thing, but just to be sure you cant be identified i think you better get an eye-patch for your trouser pirate
I am definitely taking Pado off my buddy list for Talk Like a Pirate Day. :eyepatch:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Good news, good news!

I'm getting married!!!

Big Balls Bethany is finally making an honest woman out of me. We're getting married in Rome (where else) on April 7th.

Say goodbye to my anal virginity.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Dec 10, 2004
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What? You were saving yourself? You know that's a dick move...I see a lot of people here that look up to you, and from the looks of things you had taken it up the back ally several times...I wonder how many people here were mislead and actually went ahead and experimented with that shit, all the while thinking you already had :depressed .

:disagree:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Good news, good news!

I'm getting married!!!

Big Balls Bethany is finally making an honest woman out of me. We're getting married in Rome (where else) on April 7th.
As a former human Hippity-Hop for Big Balls Bethany :faq2: , I offer you my most heartfelt congratulations ... and my remaining supply of anal lube.

Say goodbye to my anal virginity.
Speaking of which, are you registered at the Olive Garden? If not, the least I can do is send you the name of a really good anal rejuvenative surgeon.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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What? You were saving yourself? You know that's a dick move...I see a lot of people here that look up to you, and from the looks of things you had taken it up the back ally several times...I wonder how many people here were mislead and actually went ahead and experimented with that shit, all the while thinking you already had :depressed .

:disagree:
No, Chief, in the past I was always the anal fucker. However, Bethany is going to make me the anal fuckee.

Did you forget the little 9-month long Smash & Grab I performed on Claire's butt?
 

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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No, Chief, in the past I was always the anal fucker. However, Bethany is going to make me the anal fuckee.

Did you forget the little 9-month long Smash & Grab I performed on Claire's butt?
how can we ever forget?the police were on the lookout for a one-eyed purple monster who was suffocating under a plastic sheet when he performed each of his numerous raids. they wanted their best man on the job but when they found out that the victim was last seen in liverpool they thought she was simply a crack addict so sent vinnie to investigate.
needless to say they still have not discovered that vinman was our man on the inside after we bought him with 7 boxes of whey protein and the promise of removing lapo.

the pado is still at large and pouncing on unprotected anuses whenever someone leans over in the shower. there is to be a film of his exploits, the early working title is padovanno and the raider of the ungaurded asscrack
 

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