Nick Against the World (75 Viewers)

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L'autista
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Andy said:
To be honest, winning 1-0 on aggregate only after a wondergoal by Kaka in extratime against Celtic of all teams is not very promising. I don't know why your owner and staff keep blabbering on about how good you lot supposedly are as you haven't been impressive in Europe since beating Bayern last season.

Milan is not going to win the Champions League this year unless they somehow have a miracle turn around.
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Milan has as much of a chance as anybody at this stage. Anybody needs a little fortune and luck from here. But Bayern has the edge in my book (now hold off on the :kiss:es, Burke).

For similar reasons with ManU at the top of the table, I actually still think this will be Chelsea's year and a chance for Mourinho to wave his private parts towards Roman's Russian aunties before taking a hike.
 

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L'autista
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My god...

I mean, I am not one to talk -- managing a team of software engineers developing stuff for the Internet for the past decade. Then add my time working in high-energy physics where I worked with PhDs with gravity-defying hairstyles who spoke in triple integrals. But game developers take the cake. They are truly the überdork, asexual rejects among überdork, asexual rejects. It's like a loser all-star team, where everyone should be walking around with capital "L"s tattooed to their foreheads.

So I'm strolling to the Sony Metreon for a long, leisurely Friday lunch just now, and I happen to stumble across the 2007 Game Developers Conference at the Moscone Convention Center.And all I could think of is thank God I don't work with any of these people -- as I'd have to kill myself. This crowd made the American Dental Association conference seem cool by comparison.

Imagine thousands of pimply-faced males who rarely see daylight -- with about five total sexual encounters among all of them, excluding family members and priests -- who get all their fashion advice from Edge gamer magazine.



And the women? The only estrogen to be found there comes in two distinct forms:

1) The occasional thing that walks into the women's bathroom who could pass as a member of the 1985 East German women's swim team -- with an extra Y chromosome who sports more facial hair than my police officer brother, and

2) The complete booth bimbo, with glowing light sticks around her neck, excessively short skirt, high heels or furry boots, and a lukearm IQ who looks at their job as altruistic social work for geeks

I need to shower. :scared:
 
GordoDeCentral

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Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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swag said:
My god...

I mean, I am not one to talk -- managing a team of software engineers developing stuff for the Internet for the past decade. Then add my time working in high-energy physics where I worked with PhDs with gravity-defying hairstyles who spoke in triple integrals. But game developers take the cake. They are truly the überdork, asexual rejects among überdork, asexual rejects. It's like a loser all-star team, where everyone should be walking around with capital "L"s tattooed to their foreheads.

So I'm strolling to the Sony Metreon for a long, leisurely Friday lunch just now, and I happen to stumble across the 2007 Game Developers Conference at the Moscone Convention Center.And all I could think of is thank God I don't work with any of these people -- as I'd have to kill myself. This crowd made the American Dental Association conference seem cool by comparison.

Imagine thousands of pimply-faced males who rarely see daylight -- with about five total sexual encounters among all of them, excluding family members and priests -- who get all their fashion advice from Edge gamer magazine.



And the women? The only estrogen to be found there comes in two distinct forms:

1) The occasional thing that walks into the women's bathroom who could pass as a member of the 1985 East German women's swim team -- with an extra Y chromosome who sports more facial hair than my police officer brother, and

2) The complete booth bimbo, with glowing light sticks around her neck, excessively short skirt, high heels or furry boots, and a lukearm IQ who looks at their job as altruistic social work for geeks

I need to shower. :scared:
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i interned at ubisoft after highschool, those guys got more ass than a toilet seat
 
The Pado

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
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Jul 12, 2002
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Vinman said:
tough day at the office, Pado ??
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There I was, out of court early and with enough free time to check in the forum, when what should I find? My favorite rat turd infesting our humble vHome with his "haha" and his "I didn't ask a question" after every question he asks.

One day Vinman, the world will be purged of ThePlaya, and the planet will again be safe for the master race . . . er . . . normal folk, I meant normal folk!
 
Enron

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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I just want it to be known that during a FIFA match, Recreativo v. Juventus. I scored from half field, off a kick off against Andrew Beck with Florent Sinama Pongolle.
 
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Oct 11, 2005
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Blandest said:
Also, I get two tickets to Liverpool CL games (thanks Daddy) that I will trade for pills (not really, money or shoes). I seem incapable of making it to kick off time. For Barcelona I passed out in the pub before the game. Ah well.
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I would have given you a leg each for those tickets.
 
Bozi

Bozi

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Oct 18, 2005
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talk about a bad day
juve get stuffed
jambos lose to the sheep shaggers
have to warn several posters for their "overexuberance"

pado lays claim to claires poop-chute and leaves several hundred juventuz emmbers dissapointed



if anyone wants me i am gonna be passed out with an overdose of beer
 
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