Nick Against the World (103 Viewers)

[Vinman]

tbh i was being a little bit faceasious with my post, but i have no doubt that if this was on american soil there would have been no cops dead.............. there may have been a trail of dead bodies though

maybe not dead bodies, but severly beaten punks who wont throw flares, bombs, or rocks at the police again

 

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[Bozi]

maybe not dead bodies, but severly beaten punks who wont throw flares, bombs, or rocks at the police again

probably mate,though the chances are some of them would have been carrying some sort of firearm themselves.

regardless lets hope you never have to face that sort of situation yourself

I love it.....

i knew you would my man

 

[The Pado]

if you're not allergic to reading i know a book you would enjoy

Since you like books, I have a story for you. Once there was a little boy, born in America. He was always a bit different because he never heard English spoken until the day his Italian parents sent him off to school. He grew up hating the language and the people who spoke it. Until he met a girl in Liverpool who gave her anus to the cause. The boy began hitting that ass like he never had any before, and that was because he never did have any before. The boy became so obsessed with ass that he even shunned vagina. It go so bad that he could no longer eat a shit sandwich without becoming aroused. Why am I telling you this story? Because that little boy went on to invent the Polyurethane Rectum, a prosthetic device that eased the suffering of millions of intestinal surgery patients. I am that little boy . . . and Claire is that girl with the ass.

 

[Max]

this just got me thinking.....
years back i was workign with this guy when he came out with the ultimate conversation stopper when he asked me
"have you ever had genital warts?"
then proceeded to tell me that he had to get loads of tests done afterwards, including sticking something down his japs-eye and scraping out the inside

The school nurse told us that back in grade 8, and I had jelly legs for the rest of the day. :frown:

 

[Vinman]

probably mate,though the chances are some of them would have been carrying some sort of firearm themselves.

regardless lets hope you never have to face that sort of situation yourself

true, if that happened here, many of the troublemakers would be armed...shootings here happen all the time

 

[Bozi]

Since you like books, I have a story for you. Once there was a little boy, born in America. He was always a bit different because he never heard English spoken until the day his Italian parents sent him off to school. He grew up hating the language and the people who spoke it. Until he met a girl in Liverpool who gave her anus to the cause. The boy began hitting that ass like he never had any before, and that was because he never did have any before. The boy became so obsessed with ass that he even shunned vagina. It go so bad that he could no longer eat a shit sandwich without becoming aroused. Why am I telling you this story? Because that little boy went on to invent the Polyurethane Rectum, a prosthetic device that eased the suffering of millions of intestinal surgery patients. I am that little boy . . . and Claire is that girl with the ass.

pado my man you are an absolute genius, however i am slightly perturbed by this story. surely the little boy in the story learned to love the vagina again, no matter how much a starfish winks at you it can never fully replicate the sweet sound of a farting-front-bottom!

The school nurse told us that back in grade 8, and I had jelly legs for the rest of the day. :frown:

just be glad that she never explained prostate exams,or i am sure many young lads woudl have decided to take their lives before they hit 50

 

[Elvin]

any special lady gonna get some magic from you tonite el? :eyebrows: :eyebrows:

in the wise words of andrew dice clay -- "its not sex til someone bleeds"

Nah, for me this year's V-day was "Happy singles awareness day"

 

[Max]

just be glad that she never explained prostate exams,or i am sure many young lads woudl have decided to take their lives before they hit 50

We all know how that one goes though...and the aftermath surely can't be pretty after practically wrapping your ass around an air geyser.

 

[Bozi]

We all know how that one goes though...and the aftermath surely can't be pretty after practically wrapping your ass around an air geyser.

i work in a hospital and i have seen much worse than that.....trust me getting old aint like it looks on tv., its all bladder weakness, glycerine supps and broken hips

no wonder the elderly are all miserable bastards

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Since you like books, I have a story for you. Once there was a little boy, born in America. He was always a bit different because he never heard English spoken until the day his Italian parents sent him off to school. He grew up hating the language and the people who spoke it. Until he met a girl in Liverpool who gave her anus to the cause. The boy began hitting that ass like he never had any before, and that was because he never did have any before. The boy became so obsessed with ass that he even shunned vagina. It go so bad that he could no longer eat a shit sandwich without becoming aroused. Why am I telling you this story? Because that little boy went on to invent the Polyurethane Rectum, a prosthetic device that eased the suffering of millions of intestinal surgery patients. I am that little boy . . . and Claire is that girl with the ass.

under your vigilant tutelage, i too shall experience this Claire-voyance

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Since you like books, I have a story for you. Once there was a little boy, born in America. He was always a bit different because he never heard English spoken until the day his Italian parents sent him off to school. He grew up hating the language and the people who spoke it. Until he met a girl in Liverpool who gave her anus to the cause. The boy began hitting that ass like he never had any before, and that was because he never did have any before. The boy became so obsessed with ass that he even shunned vagina. It go so bad that he could no longer eat a shit sandwich without becoming aroused. Why am I telling you this story? Because that little boy went on to invent the Polyurethane Rectum, a prosthetic device that eased the suffering of millions of intestinal surgery patients. I am that little boy . . . and Claire is that girl with the ass.

That is great....

But is the Italian part true?

 

[Bjerknes]

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm buying you and me one the next time I get paid....

So save that site...

 

[flieeeekke]

maybe not dead bodies, but severly beaten punks who wont throw flares, bombs, or rocks at the police again

but in italy is much more deep rooted than that. beating or shooting someone would just make the ultras angrier and next time the riots would be even more harsh. ffs, they killed a cop and still dare to display "liberi ultras" and "acap" banners. says a lot, doesnt it?

 

[Slagathor]

when I watched the coverage of the riots in Catania, I was shocked that the police didnt open fire on the idiots throwing the homeade bombs

none of that crap would have been tolerated here...too bad anarchy reigns in Italy

I agree. Italy is total anarchy. We heard about the riots this time because they were of a larger scale and a police officer was killed, but this type of thing happens every week:


Yes, that is a scooter the hooligans stole from an opposition fan.

and so does watching a thug kill your fellow officer

I didnt say fire on the mob, but if I see someone preparing to throw a homemade bomb at me, or anyone else around me, then I have the authority to stop the threat

So do European officers. None of that British crap here. It never ceases to amaze me the UK police officers aren't allowed to carry guns.

 

[flieeeekke]

Burke, another shirt from our favorite shirt making company.

what about this one?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, that is Pado.....

 

[flieeeekke]

well, pado certainly isnt your AVERAGE american

 

[ReBeL]

Hi,

I need to know what "La Brasserie" is...

 

[Slagathor]

It's French. Literally: "The Brewery". In practise it is usually a small shop where you can buy food and drink. Sometimes it's a small restaurant (usually for lunch purposes)