Nick Against the World (38 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

She's paying for the trip, right? Ain't that right, pimpin'?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Seven]

Okay, I managed to log off. I can only hope she won't show up at my house tomorrow, in which case I will tell her I'm gay.

 

[Tifoso]

Okay, I managed to log off. I can only hope she won't show up at my house tomorrow, in which case I will tell her I'm gay.

And that would be new how, exactly?





















I'm kidding, I'm kidding (*awaits barrage of 7-flame-posts )

 

[Seven]

I just know you showed up here because I posted some shit about a 6-year old girl.

EDIT: I never thought this would happen, but apparently I need to spread out the love a bit more, before giving it to Lou again.

 

[Bjerknes]

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{

cout << "Tell the girl you're in a relationship with tifoso lou already... it is the only way" << endl;

}

 

[Tifoso]

I just know you showed up here because I posted some shit about a 6-year old girl.

EDIT: I never thought this would happen, but apparently I need to spread out the love a bit more, before giving it to Lou again.

We need to start an HFC (Hottest Female Celebrity) thread.
Play it like CL, setting up brackets, and then have polls to eliminate each of 2 (for example ScarJo vs Selma Hayeck)...we would vote for the contestants to make it into the knock out stages. The first pairings would be drawn randomly (by a mod) and then it would be just based on votes.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Couldn't get any lamer or pathetic than that

 

[swag]

Right now there's a girl talking to me on MSN who claims I was in love with her 10 years ago. I have a number of problems with that statement. First of all she's two years younger than me. I wouldn't have dated a 6-year old . My second problem with that is that, though I feel like I'm entering a sitcom here, I distinctly remember she was in love with me. But my actual problem is that she keeps talking to me and acts as if she knows me. She even claims I have given her presents over the years. I'm afraid one of these days I'm going to find out this is some sort of fixed marriage.

One of my first memories of moving to California many years ago was standing in line at the DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles -- proletariat America's favorite example of bureaucracy for the masses) and overhearing the woman in front of me arguing that her driver's license could not have been suspended in the state of Massachusetts prior, because she would have been two-years-old at the time.

That aside, your situation sounds scary. But then, one of my best friends complained about his girlfriend for several months before I learned from her that she had no idea they were even dating.

A fixed marriage would be the least of your worries. I'd worry that you're being stalked ... by a highly repressed lumberjack who is posing as a 16-year-old girl. Or worse: an undercover cop convinced you're a child pornographer.

Stay away like the plague. Stage your own death if necessary.

 

[Martin]

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{

cout << "Tell the girl you're in a relationship with tifoso lou already... it is the only way" << endl;

}

That's it, consider yourself officially part of the geek squad.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Martin, va handlar din avatar om egentligen?

 

[Tifoso]

That's it, consider yourself officially part of the geek squad.

I'm safely out of the squad, as I didn't understand sh.it about it *sigh of relief*

 

[Martin]

Martin, va handlar din avatar om egentligen?

http://www.eu-upplysningen.se/upload/Bilder/Illustrationer/kartplansch.jpg

 

[Bjerknes]

That's it, consider yourself officially part of the geek squad.

Yes!

Now all I need to do is play Weird Al Yankovich music and I'll really be in the club.

 

[swag]

That's it, consider yourself officially part of the geek squad.

Man, bringing the shop talk to these forums...

Some days I gotta wonder if I envy The Pado, where his days are probably instead filled with "And so the party of the first part stuck his hooo-ha into the hoochie coochie of the party of the second part...."

 

[swag]

Woah, Martin -- I just realized you're currently stationed near the global headquarters of Douwe Egberts coffee.

...God, I hate Douwe Egberts... that sick Sara Lee-owned crud. :sick:

 

[Zé Tahir]

http://www.eu-upplysningen.se/upload/Bilder/Illustrationer/kartplansch.jpg

Vill du att norge ska ga med i EU?

 

[Martin]

Yes!

Now all I need to do is play Weird Al Yankovich music and I'll really be in the club.

I think most coders are more the metal type, but I'm not sure. Whenever the subject of music comes up, there's all these titles and names I've never heard of.

Woah, Martin -- I just realized you're currently stationed near the global headquarters of Douwe Egberts coffee.

...God, I hate Douwe Egberts... that sick Sara Lee-owned crud. :sick:

Actually I've never had it. I see the commercials on tv, I ignore. And I buy Nescafe

Man, bringing the shop talk to these forums...

Some days I gotta wonder if I envy The Pado, where his days are probably instead filled with "And so the party of the first part stuck his hooo-ha into the hoochie coochie of the party of the second part...."

He's got it made alright.

 

[Martin]

Vill du att norge ska ga med i EU?

selvsagt

 

[swag]

Vill du att norge ska ga med i EU?

WTF kind of statement are they trying to make about the EU in that pic???

Picasso's Guernica:

EU pic from that link:

 

[Martin]

I think the woman is about to slam the hammer down on the fingers of the guy in the middle.