Right now there's a girl talking to me on MSN who claims I was in love with her 10 years ago. I have a number of problems with that statement. First of all she's two years younger than me. I wouldn't have dated a 6-year old

. My second problem with that is that, though I feel like I'm entering a sitcom here, I distinctly remember she was in love with me. But my actual problem is that she keeps talking to me and acts as if she knows me. She even claims I have given her presents over the years. I'm afraid one of these days I'm going to find out this is some sort of fixed marriage.