Nick Against the World (36 Viewers)

[Seven]

Probably means it'll snow in May though.

 

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[Slagathor]

Nuh I live in Zeeland, we never get snow. And I haven't seen ice shelves on the Scheldt waters since '87

 

[Martin]

In the meantime most trees over here have yet to lose their leafs in what is now officially the warmest autumn ever arty: Global warming rocks.

So I was imagining vacuuming all those leaves in my house the other day? Just take one dip and end it already.

 

[Slagathor]

So I was imagining vacuuming all those leaves in my house the other day? Just take one dip and end it already.

We have some huge chestnut trees near where I work and they've completely lost it already but other than that, it's all pretty covered up so far.

 

[Slagathor]

"Dear Mr Pleyte,

We would like to inform you Prime Minister Balkenende sees himself forced to cancel his visit to Wallonia on December 17th due to the complicated coalition talks following the general election of last week. We sincerely hope we haven't wasted a great deal of your time by asking for in-depth financial reports on every sector of Wallonia's economy which we will now no longer need."

It's cute they think they were really getting those reports

 

[Martin]

aaaaaaawwww that's a shame, no balky in walloonia

 

[Martin]

btw interesting that they mention wasting time. Isn't that government's primary function? To waste time and money?

 

[Slagathor]

I would say so, they did employ me afterall

 

[Seven]

They would have wasted a great deal of your time had you bothered though. Or do they expect you to know it by heart?

 

[Slagathor]

Who the hell knows but it's a very disturbing request to make given nobody will read them anyway

 

[Martin]

And how is the defence of the realm today? Are we any safer?

 

[Slagathor]

Last I checked the cat wasn't anywhere near the nuclear launch button in the control room but the door to that part of the office is a little buggy so I can't give you any guarantees.

 

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Last I checked the cat wasn't anywhere near the nuclear launch control room but the door to that part of the office is a little buggy so I can't give you any guarantees.

The keypad running off of win98 by any chance?

 

[Slagathor]

The keypad running off of win98 by any chance?

Well this is Walloon territory...

 

[Martin]

The brazen Scottish argument that teams who aren't good enough to qualify under the current system should be allowed in because, um, that would be nice, should be dismissed with the same blend of pity and scorn that would greet Darren Fletcher if he called for Fifa to make football a 20-a-side sport just so he could get into the Manchester United starting line-up.
- The Guardian on Scotland's suggestion to expand the Yuros to 24 teams

 

[Slagathor]

 

[mikhail]

The brazen Scottish argument that teams who aren't good enough to qualify under the current system should be allowed in because, um, that would be nice, should be dismissed with the same blend of pity and scorn that would greet Darren Fletcher if he called for Fifa to make football a 20-a-side sport just so he could get into the Manchester United starting line-up.
- The Guardian on Scotland's suggestion to expand the Yuros to 24 teams

:smile:

What a daft suggestion. Seriously, imagine groups of three, with the top two progressing?

 

[Slagathor]

That flag there, John, is that a silent protest against Turkey's EU membership talks?

 

[JCK]

That flag there, John, is that a silent protest against Turkey's EU membership talks?

You're a bit too far from the actual purpose

 

[flieeeekke]

you are trying to stir shit where none is present.... which reminds me of the fine job you did in the PSG ultra thread, where, you not only let things get out of hand, but rather, you made matters worse by condone behavior that could be viewed as anti-semetic and very offensive (where did you hide that thread, Jacko ??)

anti semitic and offensivE? i guess you're talking about what rebel said. what about the stuff that andy and burke said towards rebel? thats ok coz theyre americans or what?


fucking european commies and arabs terrorists..