Nick Against the World (101 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Serge, the ice remnants have caused a two-hour delay in the opening of our day care, so I'm at home right now. I hope that big gorilla isn't still hanging around. Wanker stole my prosciutto. It was curing in the basement beside the red wine and Michael Jackson's Elephant Man remains.

 

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[KB824]

Now hold on a second.


Michael told me that he left the Elephant Man's remains in MY basement.

Let me check this out................



Hang on.....................................................





Oh, my bad.










He left the remains of his career in my basement. Sorry for the confusion.









Death before Pepperoni!!!!!!!









See, all you kids could learn something here from Pado and myself on how to PROPERLY derail a thread.

 

[The Pado]

What was this thread about? Forum Awards and how Nick likes processed meats? This the "Seinfeld" of threads - a thread about nothing, but nobody can turn away.

 

[KB824]

"How could you trade Jay Buhner!?!?!?!"

 

[The Pado]

Costanza, I really like that stomboli. Of course, I liked that soup in a bread bowl too. Nothing more satisfying than eating the bowl, looking down and seeing nothing.


Houston Astros? I love those sons of *****es.

 

[Martin]

Yes but does she have a pinkish hue?

 

[KB824]

They're real, and they're spectacular.

 

[Martin]

Well now we're getting somewhere

 

[The Pado]

Now this thread is truly great. We just have to stay on topic. So, if you were a farm animal, which one would you be?

 

[nina]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Yes, she is 5 months old and sooo cute. In fact, she is sitting on my lap right now!

What's her name if you don't mind me asking? *curious if she has an italian name*

 

[IncuboRossonero]

ENOUGH!

People blame me for de-railing threads ...at least when I de-rail threads you can grab some popcorn and watch fireworks rather than interpret jibberish!! Pado...the wanking, the gorilla: your starting to sound like every other lawyer in his closing...i.e. no case..just grasping at straws andthe D.A. is always right

nina: Her name is Padovana....lets just leave it at that.

As we all know Zidane recently said about "JUVE Policies under Antonio Giraudo" that it was the only place he took creatine and vitamin injections but needed it for all the games and he never took it again. Nothing new. I think Montero and Zidane have basically said the same thing while Inzaghi and incredibly Vialli has opened up some doors. Vialli has already admitted Agricola regularly administered substances for which there was no justification.

Ughhh and you guys call us corrupt because our Prime Minister happens to dabble in the "faux pas" or maybe he is just the modern day Howard Hughes/Aristotle Onassis but in this MINE MINE MINE dog eat dog jealous materialisitc world we cannot accept one of these types anymore...or maybe I'm just so black and red I can't see scandal and corrupt officials even if they corrupted me??? NAHHH

 

[IncuboRossonero]

If you are all nice I'll tell you about my encounter with DP in the U.S. years ago.

 

[KB824]

Anyway..................................





Pado, I would be a horse, for obvious reasons












Oh, Uncle Nick, do tell your story.

 

[nina]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
nina: Her name is Padovana....lets just leave it at that.

Vai via Non l'ho chiesto a te, ho chiesto a Sheep man!

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by nina ] ++


Vai via Non l'ho chiesto a te, ho chiesto a Sheep man!

Nina, my daughter does indeed hav an Italian name, but I will pm it to you because I do not want to offend the delicate flower of Milan.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Stupendous Man ] ++
Pado, I would be a horse, for obvious reasons

I would be a bull. You F with me and you'll get the horns :cheesy:

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I would be a bull. You F with me and you'll get the horns :cheesy:

Well, since I would be a horse, you know that I would at least try to F with you in the first place.

 

[The Pado]

o.k. Stu, we all get it -- you have a big *****.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by nina ] ++


Vai via Non l'ho chiesto a te, ho chiesto a Sheep man!

Io non vado via..punto..finale. Prossimo....

Nick sono io...uno deve andarse via? Allora buon viaggio Nina

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Stupendous Man ] ++

Oh, Uncle Nick, do tell your story.

Well it was after the 98 WC in France....I was visiting a friend(s) from the "hood" who worked at a famous hotel in B. Hills, California. Anyhow one morning in the "unGodly" hour of 9 am : Hey I was on vacation. He calls me (I was staying at his place) and tells me to come down to the Hotel because someone was staying at the hotel and currently having breakfast in the restaurant. At first I said "forget it" but then he mentioned it was a soccer player from Europe so I decided "what the hell" maybe its an English player I could bug about the WC. Anyhow, I arrived a bit late. My friend met me and said "ok he is by the pool sitting on table "such and such" in the shade with sunglasses on and with a very model looking girl. I went to the pool area. Nothing...Looked at the tables but they were kind of away from the pool behind some fancy plants. I walked closer to get a better view beyond the plants and it was no mistaking him. Alex in the flesh with his "chick" of the month..shades on.

Nick slowly walks towards Signor Alex's table.