Nick Against the World (80 Viewers)

[Blandie]

How would you know a Dentist?

The "junkie" image that Juventuz built doesn't really match with the fact I live in kensignton half of the year I guess. You tend to get that type around here.
Also I don't need a dentist you dirty wop's but you need shower gel.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Blandie]

Talking about macbooks, I need one. I have no money, I spent it all on jamesons and I've already hit my family for £9000 worked up on two years of credit cards (I had an internet shopping addiction) and £5000 on this years rent. So give me money, I promise I won't spend it on blow. If you don't I'll have to go on the game and noone want's that.

Help a darkie out. Thanks. Awaiting your donations. Yeah I'm not joking. Dig deep.

 

[Bozi]

wait a minute...i thought all scouse women were on the game already?

 

[Byrone]

Good grief "darkie" were u ever in RSA before or do u have South African friends?

 

[Bozi]

yo byron my nigel, you better be online in about 4 hours. going to the gym and for a haircut but then i will hit you up on msn bro

 

[Byrone]

Rob! Sup buddy,how wicked was Joe Cole's goal last night? i was rooting for Sweden to win,i really wanted to see an England - Germany match up.

 

[Byrone]

yo byron my nigel, you better be online in about 4 hours. going to the gym and for a haircut but then i will hit you up on msn bro

Im passing time till 11am(my time here) ill be in meetings till 4 30pm & ill only be on msn at about 9 30pm tonight.

 

[Blandie]

wait a minute...i thought all scouse women were on the game already?

Fuck off you absolute idiot. Who are you even?

CUNT

Also I'm not scouse, knobhead.

 

[Bozi]

Rob! Sup buddy,how wicked was Joe Cole's goal last night? i was rooting for Sweden to win,i really wanted to see an England - Germany match up.

was a sweet strike for sure,really wanted a germany-england game too, that would have been shit-hot

Im passing time till 11am(my time here) ill be in meetings till 4 30pm & ill only be on msn at about 9 30pm tonight.

ok man cool well will catch you later tonight as i am just on my way out

Fuck off you absolute idiot. Who are you even?

CUNT

Also I'm not scouse, knobhead.

nice, i am robert by the way. nice to meet you
now if i was acunt and a knobhead i really wouldnt need to leave the house now, would i? dont be so fuckin melodramatic eh

 

[Blandie]

was a sweet strike for sure,really wanted a germany-england game too, that would have been shit-hot

ok man cool well will catch you later tonight as i am just on my way out

nice, i am robert by the way. nice to meet you
now if i was acunt and a knobhead i really wouldnt need to leave the house now, would i? dont be so fuckin melodramatic eh

Yeah maybe don't be such a complete fuckwit. Idiot.

 

[Bozi]

Yeah maybe don't be such a complete fuckwit. Idiot.

this could be the start of something beautiful.:eyebrows:

jeez thought you could take a joke, ok maybe the going on the game was a bit harsh but you brougt it up. though calling you scouse is the greal bug-bear i guess.

 

[Martin]

People winding up Blandie, that's a new one..

 

[Bozi]

People winding up Blandie, that's a new one..

most people know when i am fukin around and are sound with it, oh well live and learn

 

[swag]

What do ya take me for? You can't shit in a Folgers can, and Dunkin' Donuts comes in bags, so get out the Juvespresso by Caffe Mauro.

You know, Pado, it really is mountain grown!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Looks like you and I are in the office with nothing better to do right now.

Lil Jon, what do you say???



"EEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH"

 

[swag]

<--- we need one of these with gold, diamond-encrusted teeth

 

[Bjerknes]

most people know when i am fukin around and are sound with it, oh well live and learn

Blandie loves to fuck around, however she does not like to be fucked with. She can dish it but she has trouble taking it.

Kind of like Meathead Materazzi.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And dreds and a pimp goblet.

 

[Bjerknes]

I have drunk beer from Lord Stanley's Cup.

Get your filthy Gobbo mouth out of there! Enough trophies are already tainted.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hey, what are Cafones for?