Nick Against the World (79 Viewers)
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Yao this is the saddest shit I've heard. Lightining hits during a game down in the Congo, and all 11 players of one team dies...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/203137.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/203137.stm
"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."
IncuboRossonero said:
By the way, the poster that said chicks that smoke are unattractive must have a miserable sex life...if there is one thing that is SURE it is that chicks with habits like smoking, drinking and toying with drugs are the nastiest, most creative and generally wildest women in bed...
The ones that drink loads of fresh water from the balls of Polar bears and do yoga all day are the ones that are quieter than a Monks residence at midnight in bed ... the instant gratification and get in the zone feeling that smokers, drinkers and drug users are accustomed to translate well in the bedroom
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The ones that drink loads of fresh water from the balls of Polar bears and do yoga all day are the ones that are quieter than a Monks residence at midnight in bed ... the instant gratification and get in the zone feeling that smokers, drinkers and drug users are accustomed to translate well in the bedroom
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So Finni Longnuts was at the edge of the box with his back to goal when Frankie Fuzznuts comes in and cleans his shit out with a career-threatening knee breaker. Free kick to Longnuts when Darryl and his other brother Darryl start pissing about Longnuts saw the hit coming and turned into it, so no foul should have been called. Kinda like Fuknuts' dad at Gino's Clam Bar in New Rochelle. He saw the Inter fans coming through the door and pushed the table over to protect little Nicky Fuknuts.
12 years later little Nicky grew up and every one of those Inter guys had his head smashed in with a frozen proscuitto. The case has been referred to the Commish for investigation.
12 years later little Nicky grew up and every one of those Inter guys had his head smashed in with a frozen proscuitto. The case has been referred to the Commish for investigation.
I had a dream that I lived in Shitsville and the mayor was an evil genie named Charles Nelson Riley. All the other inhabitants were giant talking hats and everywhere I went I could hear the theme song playing, "everybody wears a hat in shitsville".
If you don't believe me, google Sid & Marty Kroft's Lidsville . . . or jump the shark website. What is creepier than an evil, gay genie terrorizing children?
If you don't believe me, google Sid & Marty Kroft's Lidsville . . . or jump the shark website. What is creepier than an evil, gay genie terrorizing children?
I'll take Charles Nelson Riley to block.
Sid & Marty were high on angel dust in the early 70s, what else? And when they came down, what do you get? Sigmond and the Sea Monsters.
I used to think that Charles Nelson Riley's pinnacle of evil was Lidsville. Then I accidentally saw an episode of Charles In Charge. I have nightmares now starring Scott Baio.
As you know, the book about Charles Manson had to be named Helter Skelter, since the name Charles In Charge had already been taken. Word has it that Charles Manson was actually a good friend of Willie Aames. Apparently during the planning stage for the Manson killings, Willie would constantly run into the room uttering things like, "Charles! Charles! Hurry up! I got us a date with two Swedish stewardesses!"
Sid & Marty were high on angel dust in the early 70s, what else? And when they came down, what do you get? Sigmond and the Sea Monsters.
I used to think that Charles Nelson Riley's pinnacle of evil was Lidsville. Then I accidentally saw an episode of Charles In Charge. I have nightmares now starring Scott Baio.
As you know, the book about Charles Manson had to be named Helter Skelter, since the name Charles In Charge had already been taken. Word has it that Charles Manson was actually a good friend of Willie Aames. Apparently during the planning stage for the Manson killings, Willie would constantly run into the room uttering things like, "Charles! Charles! Hurry up! I got us a date with two Swedish stewardesses!"