Nick Against the World (54 Viewers)

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++



And it was my line.

Really?

 

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[River]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++
Somehow I am under the impression that EXPERIENCE is the key word here, and that those relating their adventures with Italian males are the ones lacking it most.

What kind of man have you encountered, River? Was it an Italian in Italy (have you only ever been to the Beautiful Peninsula, if only on vacation?)? An Italian in England? Or just an Englishman of Italian descent?

And if that one episode was enough for you to form a definite opinion on the entire male population of Italy, should I take for granted that all English females fall into the same category as those blondish geordie or scouce women all red in the face and wearing flashy overtight tops revealing their fat belly that one can admire on Italy's beaches and in its art cities every summer and who by the way seem so eager to get lucky with the first Italian mummy boy they run into?

My experience with Italian males? I dont have to go out with them all to make an opinion . I know some Italian guys that are over here to study and ive been to Italy once. And actually I bump into Italian guys all the time over here.

And I didnt say it was a definate opinion. I hardly think every single italian male is like that that strong. But what I mean is Italians are different than every other nationality. And that difference dosent work with me. I can like most other guys, even French guys hehe, but with Italians it seems friendship is as far as it will ever go.

And since you took that so bad, heres some more. They are vain (love looking at themselves its annoying, they complement THEMSELVES (thats not right), they have absolutely no manners and wouldnt worry at all about grabbing your ass etc, then when you get down to their core they are alittle too soft, and the mummies boy thing is only that they love their mother to much, they talk about their mother to me, do I GIVE A DAMN about their mother? I have my own mother to give me enough crap, I dont like my own mother so i certainly dont want to know about yours.

And last but not least, with the Italian guy I was going out with once (lets call him Kaiser for now). We got into an argument with some guy that I accidently bumped into and spilled his drink, he wanted me to get him another which I would have but then he called me something along the lines of a ****ing *****, so I said **** him and went to leave, I wanted to leave because the guy was pissed off and it would have avioded trouble. BUT Kaiser (who was from Italy studying here) preferred to protest about it to the other guy (the other guy was french not that that matters), in typical italian style (using both hands close to the guys face like they do in serie a to the refs ). I told the kaizer to leave it and lets go but since he was such a ego tripper he wouldnt, the frenchie had enough of his crap after awhile so he pushed him and Kaiser fell, Kaiser got up and started verbal attacking again. I french guy was really gonna kill Kaiser so I had to push Kaiser away which the French guy didnt like so he pushed me away. I left without Kaiser who the security took out.

Now do I need crap like that? If Kaiser wanted to do something he should have beat the guy up of left it alone. I dont want to have to 'protect' my boyfriend, should be the other way around. Italians always argue verbally, that dosent work in england.

Now like I said i dont think every Italian male on the planet is like that. But dont tell me the majority are not And im not saying these characteristics are all bad etc they just dont work with me thats all.

 

[Holdon]

++ [ originally posted by Kaiser Franco ] ++

.....should I take for granted that all English females fall into the same category as those blondish geordie or scouce women all red in the face and wearing flashy overtight tops revealing their fat belly that one can admire on Italy's beaches and in its art cities every summer and who by the way seem so eager to get lucky with the first Italian mummy boy they run into?

Of the English girls I know, it's safe to say they wear their underwear around their ankles and like to binge drink and smoke too much (And probably have STD's). In America they'd be called white trash.

 

[Vinman]

River,

An Italian guy who can't defend himself AND has to have his girlfriend stick up for him ??????

Thats not typical at all.............

The only thing I can see being typical about your story may be the hand gestures (which in turn should have turned into punches), and the constant looking at themselves in the mirror (I;ll admit to it !!!!! )

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Holdon ] ++


Of the English girls I know, it's safe to say they wear their underwear around their ankles and like to binge drink and smoke too much (And probably have STD's). In America they'd be called white trash.

LOL

...ans don't forget the wretched teeth.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Nice anecdote, River. Here's mine :

I met an English girl once. She had never seen the Sun and put Nutella in her spaghetti.

The End.

 

[flieeeekke]

lol, anglo italian war.

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by Holdon ] ++


Of the English girls I know, it's safe to say they wear their underwear around their ankles and like to binge drink and smoke too much (And probably have STD's). In America they'd be called white trash.

well thank the lord they arent in america then :cheesy:

Ever consider that maybe that says something about the place you see them? Heres the secret:

English girls (and guys) go to your sunny countries to do things we dont do here. Where you go to another country to look at beautiful buildings, take photographs to bore all your family when you go home and experience different cultures and try out the local cuisine. English go to your country to get as drunk as possible as often as possible, to enjoy some sun, to party continuously, to pretty much run riot around the whole place and some to have no strings sex with hot foreigners.

Fun for us isnt what you see as exciting. And besides dont bag on it until you try it, i bet if anyone of you guys came partying with me it would be the best time of your life (and no i dont sleep with hot foreign guys )

And aint it fun how every time i post something that has something to do with any other nation theres always a big line up of people ready to bash the English

Look at what you guys have posted about English people both here and every day on this forum and have alook what i said about ONE italian guy i was with. Says alot.

But HELL i might aswell join in..

++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++
lol, anglo italian war.

Thats not a war, its an italian whipping session

 

[The Pado]

River, now you see where you fvked up? You are NOW saying you bagged on one Italian guy, but actually you trashed the entire nation by saying the characteristics of your friend were true of all Italian men and that is why you don't want to be with an Italiano.

Now then, you and your country women go see a dentist

 

[Max]

It's mighty fine to bash the shit out of the English, they don't have feelings. River's so-called "insult" isn't near as bad as what you say about the English.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

there you have it ladies and gents... one of the problems or our society.


Stereotyping.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by dimassimo01 ] ++
It's mighty fine to bash the shit out of the English, they don't have feelings. River's so-called "insult" isn't near as bad as what you say about the English.

Agreed.

 

[Vinman]

I can attest from seeing River's pic that she would not fall into any of these english woman stereotypes......

For all I knew, she could have been American !!!!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

those english stereotypes that north americans talk about so much

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
those english stereotypes that north americans talk about so much

I blame Austin Powers.

 

[Max]

lol

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I blame Austin Powers.

i love blaming the media. its so easy.

 

[Holdon]

++ [ originally posted by River ] ++


well thank the lord they arent in america then :cheesy:

Ever consider that maybe that says something about the place you see them? Heres the secret:

English girls (and guys) go to your sunny countries to do things we dont do here. Where you go to another country to look at beautiful buildings, take photographs to bore all your family when you go home and experience different cultures and try out the local cuisine. English go to your country to get as drunk as possible as often as possible, to enjoy some sun, to party continuously, to pretty much run riot around the whole place and some to have no strings sex with hot foreigners.

Fun for us isnt what you see as exciting. And besides dont bag on it until you try it, i bet if anyone of you guys came partying with me it would be the best time of your life (and no i dont sleep with hot foreign guys )

And aint it fun how every time i post something that has something to do with any other nation theres always a big line up of people ready to bash the English

Look at what you guys have posted about English people both here and every day on this forum and have alook what i said about ONE italian guy i was with. Says alot.

But HELL i might aswell join in..



Thats not a war, its an italian whipping session

I actually live in England so your arguement is redundant. Of course not all English girls are like this, otherwise I wouldn't be going out with one

After your crituque of the Italian male, I thought I'd balance that with one about English girls. No hard feelings

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Time of my life in Pudsley? How did the saying go again : when I was 16 I knew everything, then I turned 17. Clearly River is just that : a teenager whose knowledge of the World is inversely proportional to the enourmous amount of time she seems to have on her hands. As I have some of the former and badly lack the latter, it is preferable that I bow out. Loved the little lecture on English exceptionalism, though:thumb:

 

[Martin]

Damn you're taking this hard, Kaiser.