++ [ originally posted by Andre 3000 ] ++
Andrew, I call the EPL "Video Game Football".
Here's the strategy for most, if not all of the EPL squads.
The defensemen's job is to mug and foul any attacker that comes near them, instead of actually trying to cleanly dis-posses the ball.
The Midfielder's job is to volley 50 metre bombs across the pitch in the hope that A) the ball acutally makes it to one of their strikers, or B) the defense will totally foul it all up, and turn the ball over to the attacking team.
Which leaves the strikers' job, with the exception of Thierry Henry, to be the ultimate poachers and clean up the mess.
Whenever I watch the EPL, I'm reminded of a tennis match, with the action constantly going back and forth, with no buildup, no counter-attacking, and no strategy in place. Just pure fast-break football.
However, that type of style does lend itself to a lot of goal-scoring, which in turn will attract the US market, as small as it may be, because we Americans are only concerned about points.
At least, that's what they would have you believe.