News that makes you say WTF! (66 Viewers)

[ZoSo]

Fakt is one of the worst newspapers in Poland, they have such retarded articles that it's quite funny actually

For example:

"I can't sleep because I hold a wardrobe"

We were lucky enough another of our bullshit newspapers 'Super Express' gave us next update:

"My wardrobe broke down but still i don't sleep"

On the top - 'Continuation of the history that shocked whole Poland'

omfg

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Nzoric]

Omfg the last two pages killed me

 

[radekas]

Fixed some links from my previous pics.

Adding some more:

"I've stopped drinking thanks to frogs"
The quote above - "Go home you peasant and leave the wodka alone - Leon Dyks heard while he was leaning over the pond"

"My husband plowed a field using me"

My wife beats me with a whisk

 

[ZoSo]

we should have a fakt thread

 

[Toro_Merda]

http://www.arabnews.com/news/464272

 

[Buck Fuddy]

http://www.arabnews.com/news/464272

Sad as it is, such news doesn't even make me say wtf anymore.

 

[swag]

It's sad when you know you're not even close to being shocked.

 

[ZoSo]

I find that very disturbing, shocked not really though...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Likewise

 

[Ford Prefect]

My one successful thread is still going

 

[Hængebøffer]

Likewise

 

[Tomice]

China new Birth limit policy?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/07/horrific-zoo-attack-sees-monkey-rip-off-eight-month-old-babys-testicle-and-eat-it-3953576/

 

[swag]

Get well soon, Lefty.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He an Arab?

 

[ALC]

i wonder how that will affect his puberty.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So glad you used the correct form of that word, if you were here, I'd give you a tug-off just because I'm a grammar whore.

 

[ALC]

offer effective immediately?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Get that dong-piece over here.

...assuming you're circumcised.

 

[ALC]

nothing wrong with a little hood on the head.

 

[swag]

Boyz in da Hood