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[Mark]

I'm still perplexed why Nate, who lives in Miami, is on an internet forum on a Wednesday night

yeah, I'd be at BINGO Wednesday if I was him.

 

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[Mark]

"Of course I have a ten inch penis ladies.

Wait, maybe its 8 inches

or maybe its 5 1/2 inches with an option to extend another inch after a season.

I'm not even sure I have one, at this point, to be honest with you"

size doesn't matter, ask Sheik.

 

[swag]

yeah, I'd be at BINGO Wednesday if I was him.

Alcoholic ass-floss beach bingo.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm still perplexed why Nate, who lives in Miami, is on an internet forum on a Wednesday night

School night?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

size doesn't matter, ask Sheik.

It's not the size of the wave that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

 

[KB824]

School night?

No one goes to school in Miami

 

[Mark]

It's not the size of the wave that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

Bravo Mighty Masturbator.

 

[Delle Alpi]

As long as he remembers to leave the tin foil hat and the 17 beepers at home, he'll have a chance.

The things is, he barely gets the news right

Who tip you for holding their purses like the eunuch that you are .

I would hold a girl's purse for free, if I am going to get what I want

 

[Mark]

The things is, he barely gets the news right



I would hold a girl's purse for free, if I am going to get what I want

+30% success rate
would make me owner of TS, CdS and GdS.

 

[swag]

It's not the size of the wave that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

I'm sure that line works... on a kelp forest.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm sure that line works... on a kelp forest.

What's a kelp forest?

 

[swag]

What's a kelp forest?

Leave it to a guy in Bangalore who only sees water when it's smuggled into the building on illegal trucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelp_forest

 

[Itztli]

I'm still perplexed why Nate, who lives in Miami, is on an internet forum on a Wednesday night

There's not much to do in Miami unless it's the weekend.



Yea, and it's school as well that i have to deal with. ( Three more day till seniors are out )

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Leave it to a guy in Bangalore who only sees water when it's smuggled into the building on illegal trucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelp_forest

Hmmm... I've never tried that line on those. Thanks for the idea though.

 

[Kate]

How old are you, Nate?

 

[Itztli]

How old are you, Nate?

17

 

[swag]

17

But Kate knew that already. She's just testing you.

 

[Itztli]

But Kate knew that already. She's just testing you.

She did ?

 

[Kate]

But Kate knew that already. She's just testing you.

I was just checking whether he was flirt material, but he's not, he's a baby.

 

[X Æ A-12]

There's not much to do in Miami unless it's the weekend.



Yea, and it's school as well that i have to deal with. ( Three more day till seniors are out )

Living in the States how did you get into Italian football and Juventus?