NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (14 Viewers)

[Itztli]

Where in Canada?

Montreal.


Why you ask?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Where in Canada?

Key West, Canada.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Done and.....................................done.


I have to import them from Boston, though.

Rhode Island hookers are not of the highest quality

You take such good care of me.

 

[Kate]

Montreal.


Why you ask?

Just getting to know you.

 

[swag]

Just getting to know you.

Nice going. Kate will have your social insurance number, drivers license, and names of your last three sexual partners in about 20 minutes now.

 

[KB824]

Just getting to know you.

And this is how internet terrorism gets started

 

[KB824]

I looked out the window thinking that a cat got caught in an engine.

Come to find out my wife was watching American Idol

 

[Kate]

Fine. Make fun. Balls to you all

 

[Mark]

Any girl in a 50km range of MTL, ANY???

 

[Itztli]

Nice going. Kate will have your social insurance number, drivers license, and names of your last three sexual partners in about 20 minutes now.

Great, just what i needed.

 

[Fake Melo]

Sergio is coolness.

 

[KB824]

Nice going. Kate will have your social insurance number, drivers license, and names of your last three sexual partners in about 20 minutes now.

You can have your ball back now. I've cupped it to the point of it exceeding its usefulness

 

[KB824]

Any girl in a 50km range of MTL, ANY???

Hey Girls.

Just say you are from Afghanistan.

This is what will happen if you say you are from Canada

 

[Delle Alpi]

Any girl in a 50km range of MTL, ANY???

You are in Montreal for God's sake Mark, just go out and enjoy it
Girls are lovely, fun and a breath of fresh air. Take a break from listening to Italian media outlets for the latest scoop on transfers

 

[KB824]

Sergio is coolness.

That might be sig material for me right there.

 

[Mohad]

Welcome Nate. Enjoy your stay.

 

[X Æ A-12]

names of your last three sexual partners in about 20 minutes now.

If the answer is Skippy, Jif, Nutella he fits in.

 

[KB824]

You are in Montreal for God's sake Mark
Girls are lovely, fun and a breath of fresh air. Take a break from listening to Italian media outlets for the latest scoop on transfers

I could understand if he were from, oh, I don't know, Rhode Island, where finding a good looking woman who isn't a gold digging whoresack is as easy as surviving 3 bullet wounds to the brain, but it's Montreal, Mark.

Montreal.

 

[Mark]

You are in Montreal for God's sake Mark, just go out and enjoy it
Girls are lovely, fun and a breath of fresh air. Take a break from listening to Italian media outlets for the latest scoop on transfers

That might be sig material for me right there.

He says that to everybody.

 

[KB824]

Come to think of it, Mark, you should be fucking shot