Heres one.
I'm coming home again
Do you think about me now and then?
Do you think about me now and then?
'Cause I'm coming home again
I met this jew when I was 3 years old
And what I loved most she had so much specie
She said "Excuse me lil gentile, I know you don't know me
But, my name is Sarah Rachel Baumgartner and I like to blow circ'd pene on my knees"
And from that point I never blow her off
Jews come from out of town, I like to show her off
They like to act soft, she like to talk about Bat Mitzvahs
And make 'em straighten up their Ortho-doxy hat 'cause she know they soft
And when I grew up she showed me how to go to South Williamsburg
In the nighttime around Brook-a-lynnnn, so astounding
I told her in my heart is where she'll always be
She never messed with Gentile dudes 'cause they always leave
She said it felt like they walked and cared on banks
Knew I was a black man, got on TV and told MSNBC
I guess that's why last winter she got so cold on me
She said "'Ye, keep making that keep making that platinum and gold for me!"