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Apr 12, 2004
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That’s what everyone said in 2020.
Running? Well yeah, he ran.

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An unemployed politician who talks too much is never a good look. That’s like Tony Dungy the TV NFL analyst.
She’s unemployed? She still in military as an O-5 lol that probably pays some bills haha

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I used to like her takes, but since she left the party, she's getting more and more odd and polarising. She's not going to win in HI being a righty.
She’s not in politics anymore tho for like a year
 
Apr 12, 2004
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Dude, based on absolutely personal experience only, Italians, in general, are kind of clowns, but at least NYC "Italians" or Italian-Americans are the worst fucking jokers on the planet. There is no difference between them and rednecks from Alabama and Mississippi except the gun budget is a fucking marinara/meatball/MY MAMA COOKIN budget. Everything is a fucking sacrifice. "My brother worked for ConEd for 20 years, used to put his pants on every morning with the sweat of his brow!" Worst nationalist bullshit here. My last name used to be Nieborek before it was fucked at immigration, I am a German-American, but I don't say I'm anything other than American, especially since my grandparents were born here and their parents came over when they were like 13 and spoke German.

I talked to this dentist one time who wanted to date and I met her and she was like, "I'm Italian."

"Oh, cool, so you were born and grew up in Roma, Napoli, Milano?"

"Nah, Fairmont...."

"So, your parents are immigrants...."

"Nah, from Pittsburgh."

"Grandparents?"

"Jersey"

"So your last name is just Murano?"

"Yes."

"Yo, honestly, you're as much Nissan as Italian."

We never hung out again.

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Ridiculous, guineas are black
I won't let you debase the kind rodents in that manner.

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I'm not kidding, either, her name might have been Marano or Merano, but you get the point. Her first name was Rachel. I said, well, on names, you're as much Semite as Italian. She didn't get the joke.
 
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and that casts her in a poor light as opposed to what? non Italian women who are logical? lol long as she was decently attractive you should have fertilized a dentist when you had the chance.

Or are dentists not loaded in Alabama?
 
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and that casts her in a poor light as opposed to what? non Italian women who are logical? lol long as she was decently attractive you should have fertilized a dentist when you had the chance.

Or are dentists not loaded in Alabama?
It was WV.

But bro, I have several thousand dollars invested in not having children.

My rules are:

1) Condoms are for sailors.
2) Only date pro-choice women.



She was kind of built weird, like thin shoulders, short, and big hips and thighs. Not my style.

Plus we left the bar and she kept trying to get me and my roommates to buy her a delivery pizza. I was like, "this is the address, order it yourself."

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On the real, though, she told us she wasn't wearing underwear and we could have easily smacked all types of DNA on her. She was just annoying and gross. She lives and works in SC now, which shows how bad a dental student she was. Your loans are state-paid here if you promise to work 5 years in WV after graduation. Meaning she couldn't get a job here.
 

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Americans who think they’re Italians really are the worst personalities in the states. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Would rather hang out with homeless crackheads.

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I blame the sopranos for starting that shit. And one of my favorite - or worst examples - is that old bitch Lydia. She has a cooking show and says Italian words and pretends she’s Italian. Bitch is polish or something. Wtf.


And don’t even get me started on redneck Albanians who go to clubs and say they’re Italian. Wtf. Just wtf.
 

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Americans who think they’re Italians really are the worst personalities in the states. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Would rather hang out with homeless crackheads.

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I blame the sopranos for starting that shit. And one of my favorite - or worst examples - is that old bitch Lydia. She has a cooking show and says Italian words and pretends she’s Italian. Bitch is polish or something. Wtf.


And don’t even get me started on redneck Albanians who go to clubs and say they’re Italian. Wtf. Just wtf.
The city which she was born is in Croatia now but was a part of Italy in 1947 when she was born.
 
Apr 12, 2004
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Americans who think they’re Italians really are the worst personalities in the states. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Would rather hang out with homeless crackheads.

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I blame the sopranos for starting that shit. And one of my favorite - or worst examples - is that old bitch Lydia. She has a cooking show and says Italian words and pretends she’s Italian. Bitch is polish or something. Wtf.


And don’t even get me started on redneck Albanians who go to clubs and say they’re Italian. Wtf. Just wtf.
Not being a cuck, but that shit started with the glorification of the Mob in the 1970s, not in the early 2000s with TV; the TV show is an ironic offshoot of the "good old days."

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The city which she was born is in Croatia now but was a part of Italy in 1947 when she was born.
Damn, now I hate her twice as much and I don't even know who you're talking about.
 

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Dude, based on absolutely personal experience only, Italians, in general, are kind of clowns, but at least NYC "Italians" or Italian-Americans are the worst fucking jokers on the planet. There is no difference between them and rednecks from Alabama and Mississippi except the gun budget is a fucking marinara/meatball/MY MAMA COOKIN budget. Everything is a fucking sacrifice. "My brother worked for ConEd for 20 years, used to put his pants on every morning with the sweat of his brow!" Worst nationalist bullshit here. My last name used to be Nieborek before it was fucked at immigration, I am a German-American, but I don't say I'm anything other than American, especially since my grandparents were born here and their parents came over when they were like 13 and spoke German.

I talked to this dentist one time who wanted to date and I met her and she was like, "I'm Italian."

"Oh, cool, so you were born and grew up in Roma, Napoli, Milano?"

"Nah, Fairmont...."

"So, your parents are immigrants...."

"Nah, from Pittsburgh."

"Grandparents?"

"Jersey"

"So your last name is just Murano?"

"Yes."

"Yo, honestly, you're as much Nissan as Italian."

We never hung out again.

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I won't let you debase the kind rodents in that manner.

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I'm not kidding, either, her name might have been Marano or Merano, but you get the point. Her first name was Rachel. I said, well, on names, you're as much Semite as Italian. She didn't get the joke.
Ok Monty Brogan, chill out a little.

 

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