You a phd on topics, I'm chilling with the girl of your dreams in the tropics, but you are probably too soyed up to even think about girls. Just like @acmilan the same advice, you are not half as smart or ethical as you think, but unlike my boy milan you are twice the loser i can just tell, good luck with life, you will need it.
We all know that that's not true.
Read a book.
