Dear Residents of 123 Whatever Street,
I am writing you this letter to advise that your Covid Death Tally displayed above your front door has been incorrect for 24 hours. The daily total at the time of me writing this letter is 182,587 deaths, but your banner currently displays 182,012 (I know, because I'm writing this letter in front of your house). In this time of uncertainty and fake news, we must uphold a high level of accuracy in Covid deaths. Therefore, I urge you to update your banner each time you are notified of a death. That way, we can be sure of how many deaths Trump is responsible for at any given minute. Just one more noted death could prevent one more Trump vote at the polls.
Never forget and best regards,
Bjerknes