So here's what we learned from the RNC debate last night.
1) We need Israel more than they need us. We're just so lucky to have them.
2) Jewish Americans are the most at risk group on the entire planet, shortly after parents.
3) Two of the candidates on stage last night are Dick Cheney in three inch heels. It would be better if they were in five inch heels.
4) We are going to round up everyone that crossed the border in the past years and make Mexico pay for it.
5) Someone's daughter uses TickToc.
Thanks for playing, Murica.
1) We need Israel more than they need us. We're just so lucky to have them.

2) Jewish Americans are the most at risk group on the entire planet, shortly after parents.
3) Two of the candidates on stage last night are Dick Cheney in three inch heels. It would be better if they were in five inch heels.
4) We are going to round up everyone that crossed the border in the past years and make Mexico pay for it.
5) Someone's daughter uses TickToc.
Thanks for playing, Murica.
