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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Nah. For Canada Day, Canadians just celebrate the anniversary of their revolutionary defeat of beaver pelts by drinking Molson, wearing red and white, and re-enacting their beaver pelt battles by fighting with Tim Horton chocolate-glazed donuts.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Went to a Canada Day party of my neighbor's yesterday. Everybody wore red and white except for the Canadian diplomat from the embassy, who didn't get the memo.

But I suspect he was a bloody Newfie... as in he likely got the memo and wore red underwear and white socks.

I wanted to see a barbecue on the deck, to celebrate the burning of the land and the acrid smoke across the northern hemisphere. But there wasn't.

Best I could do was sneak in some Motorhead from my phone onto his audio system:


One of the greatest albums ever made, and one of the dumbest musical lines ever:

Fire, fire / Big black smoke
Fire, fire / Ain't no joke
 

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