Animated movies, science fiction movies, movies with Jackie Chan/Steven Seagull in them all are out of the question for me.

You might possible be the most boring/stiffest guy on the planet
For example, there are LOTS of heavy and very intriguing dramatic and dystopic sci fi films out there, who is more poignant and genuine in its subject and storytelling them your most typical/conventional serious dramas, but I bet you file them away by judging them on the genre of sci fi alone, and the setting it uses for its storytelling (same thing for Books, people prolly say "but oh, its sci fi", but hard to find more intelligent and intriguing books then the kind of stuff Phillip K Dick wrote).
