Moggi's Dictionary (1 Viewer)

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Promise (verb) Something that is meant to be broken.
also, Promise (adjective) see "Youth"

Youth (noun) A dangerous quantity often present in extremely good players. Consider removing.

Creativity (adjective) see "Youth"

Loan (verb) A slow, but effective method of removing youth and ability from a player.

Media (noun) A strange group of people that expect me to tell the truth.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
{Moggi appears to have inserted parts of his diary here}
August 2004: Fabio tells me about a player he wants to buy. Goes by the name of Zlatan. 32 years old, and apparently quite a hit in Holland. Attempt to convince Fabio to move in for Teddy Sherringham instead. Fail. Agree to buy Ibrahimovic.
September 2004: Appears that Fabio lied to me. Ibrahimovic is actually 22 years of age. Consider loaning to Rimini for 10 years. Fabio convinces me to give him to stick with him. Not happy.
July 2005: Zlatan had a good season. Still not happy with obvious glimpses of skill, flair and creativity. Consider surgical removal of said attributes. Told such surgery does not exist. Not happy.

Ciro Ferrara
{Moggi appears to have inserted parts of his diary here}
August 2004: Attempt to offer Ciro 10 year extension to contract. Fabio stops me. Says most players don't play longer than their 35th birthday, some retire even earlier. Surprised.


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Disclaimer: The above is completely fictional.....
 

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