10 Montenegrinian Commandments
1. A man is born tired and lives to rest up
2. A man loves his bed as he loves himself
3. Rest during the day so you can sleep at night
4. Don't work - work kills
5. If you see someone resting - help him.
6. Work as little as you can, the work that you have to do you should try and put on someone else's shoulders
7. Salvation is in the shade - no one has died from resting
8. Work brings disease - don't die young
9. If you suddenly feel the urge to work, sit down, wait up, you'lll see: it will pass
10. If you see someone eating and drinking move close, if you see someone working get out the way - so you don't interfere
alot of it gets lost in translation, they're super hilarious in the original language
