Massimo, what the fuck happened, you weren't at home.
Yeah, sorry. Sivlio texted me, he came first.
Why, Silvio? Why Pazzini? You wanted Amauri.
Because we have the same haircut.
I can offer you a champion.
I'm all ears.
Actually, three champions. One striker who can score anytime, and two midfielders.
I want one midfielder. He can be our Mister X.
Gallo, come to my house to update some drivers for my camera, chicks on chatroulette can't see my python.
Names, Moggi, names.
Ray Volpato, Viktor Budyanskiy and Davide Baiocco
Baiocco. Silvio, it looks like we've found our Mister X.
Do the YEAAAAAAAH for me. Do it. Do it now.
YEAAAAAAAH!
I like Volpato. How much?
He's off the market, sorry. PSG just offered 20m for him.
DAMN!
Man, please stop caps locking.
My skin is so gentle.
Boss, I have something for you.
Finally! Talk to me.
I can't, they're listening.
Again?
Not them, you guys. Paratici, tell me, they don't have money.
Nacho Novo.
Who the fuck is that?
Gallo, I want you to rub my feet.
I have no idea. He just scored 42 goals in my FM save.
Brilliant stats. We should get him.
He's only 33y old. Perfect for us.
I like his name. It's exotic. We should sign him.
Fuck you Silvio, I called it first.
You can't co own him, he's in Huesca.
Fuck. Paratici, from now on just load Italian league, don't buy players from abroad.
Come on guys, I really need that striker! Any ideas?
Caracciolo is a proven Serie A striker.
Fuck yes, I forgot about him.
Hm, yes, it's doable.
They still can't see it, only when I zoom in.
NICE! OUR NEW STRIKER!
Dude, seriously.
Buy on AliExpress.com
Goddamn brilliant.
