What's up, Fabio?
Hey boss! Watching the game, scouting players and shit.
Which game?
Some swedish game. One guy on Juventuz told us to look at Hysen.
Keep up the good work. I was thinking about our top striker.
You did?
I just found out that I can't do co-own deals outside Italy, what the fuck is that.
Yeah, what a shame.
Is there any chance of moving Basque to Italy?
I don't think so, boss.
We need a backup plan. Give me Galliani.
Ciao, Beppe.
What the fuck is that. Are you wearing a wig made in Microsoft Paint?
No... that's my hair. What do you want?
I want you to stay away from Rossi.
Tell that to Silvio, not me.
Ciaoooooooooooo ragazzi!
Silvio, is that Ljungberg?
Oh, sorry, I got carried away.
Now it's better.
You have an ass on your avatar.
Oh, my mistake. That ass is just as smooth as Gallo's head though.
Hey, I want you to stay away from Rossi. Is that OK with you?
I don't want Rossi, he's not that good looking. I will bring a champion here.
Champion? Haven't heard that expression since...
Hey! What's up?
I knew it! Moggi!
Are we being taped?
No, nowadays people use screenshots. Who are you bringing to Milan?
I have my own agency now. It's better this way. I can offer you guys one hell of a player. Actually, two players. One is still very promising midfielder, IMHO better than Fabregas.
Sahin?
No, Paro. And I have Kapo, he can penetrate well.
Fuck that. I thought you found a striker for ACM.
No, my partner found it.
Ciao, Beppe.
Dear God. Who's that striker, Alessio?
He's not just a striker. He's a world class striker. He's both Brazilian, Italian and also a good looking with amazing hear.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Are you talking about Amauri?
Fuck yes!
Jesus... Fabio, give me Zampa here.
What do you want now, Marotta?
I want your striker, that Abel guy.
You are lucky. I'm in the mood. 45m in cash.
What the fuck, 45m, are you crazy?
Now it's 50m.
5m up? WHY?
Because you're swearing. And using caps lock. 70m.
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
FABIO, GIVE ME LLORENTE OR DZEKO
It's impossible to co-own them, Sir.
Well... Moratti, are you here?
Yes.
I'll come to your house to pick up Pazzo at 8pm, sounds Ok?
Wonderfull!