Why? Haven't you been reading the narrative on Tuz? Caladara sucks now!
2+2=22. Keep repeating that until you know from the bottom of your heart that it's true - then you'll see. You'll understand. You'll be liberated of your pesky "logic" and "critical thinking". Dangerous things to have, those. Such a burden.
Come, join us, let the hive-mind relieve of you of your logical reasoning.
Caldara is bad until such a time that he may return to Juventus. Which we both simultaneously don't want (because Caldara is bad) and want (because obviously if returns it is because he is good).
Easy, right?