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Adrian

Senior Member
Jan 31, 2003
6,466
If it's money that holds back sacking allegri then start a donation campaign and market the fuck out of it. I'm sure the tens of millions of juve supporters around the world would donate to get this cunt out of the club. Fuck I'd donate 100k myself.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
78,607
He had no intention of us having any plan other than sitting back and playing for a draw. And these lifeless limp dicks were very lucky to escape with the 0-0 as well.

He was clearly ecstatic with this result and performance too which makes it all the more infuriating. He needed to go ages ago but now I actually think they’ll extend his contract if we fluke our way in to the top 4.
 
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Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,353
I watch out of morbid curiosity but I don't think I'd need more than 5 minutes if Juve was liquidated overnight to process it & move on

Shit owners, shit management, shit badge, shit kits, tiny stadium, shit coach, shit & lazy players all playing in a shit league that would rather penalise us than make money.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,073
I watch out of morbid curiosity but I don't think I'd need more than 5 minutes if Juve was liquidated overnight to process it & move on

Shit owners, shit management, shit badge, shit kits, tiny stadium, shit coach, shit & lazy players all playing in a shit league that would rather penalise us than make money.
What’s insane is this downfall happened so crazy fast after our 9 scudetti run and the 4-5 year period from 2014-15 to 2017-18 (even ‘18-19 sorta) where we were finally back to being a top 3-5 squad in Europe again. It was Madrid, Barca, Bayern, Juve, and Atletico at the absolute top of the football pyramid. And now we’ve completely fallen off. I wouldn’t even call us a top 25 team in football now. Paratici taking over, Ronaldo signing, no grinta after no grinta signing, European super league PR fiasco, bringing in Sarri, then Pirlo, then a washed up Allegri’s return just killed us completely. Total freefall.
 

Mokku

Senior Member
Apr 17, 2019
2,548
This squad is fine, we could play in many ways. There is so much versatility and potential talent to unlock. The fact that we get outplayed by absolute nobody players speaks volumes about our manager. Sack Allegri and reset, we'll do just fine with some fresh ideas. Not Conte, a fresh start with a modern thinking coach.
 

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
81,704
The squad is not fine by any means. None of these players are built to play for this club.

Serie C players, failed youth products from a human trafficking ring, overpaid, nonchalant, zero passion.

Chiesa may be the exception but that’s it.
 

Rockets

Senior Member
Jul 26, 2022
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I gifed a total of 13 times of our build-up plays in the game.

Locatelli aka the regista aka the ball distributor is always marked. The other two midfielders usually stay higher up the pitch. And we're hence simply outnumbered by the opponent, esp in the middle third.
Even if the opponent is not doing high pressing, we rarely have options to pass the ball to (let alone a good one that may create chance) because the players are stagnant. The offball movement is random and even non-existent. This together with the poor technique of the players (not able to keep the ball under pressure, no dribbler to break the first defensive line etc.) make us so predictable and easy a team to defend in the buildup phase. Just look how easily we gave the ball away.

This is how disorganzed and headless we are as a team. Allegri is not a coach. Three wasted years.
 

CrimsonianKing

Count Mbangula
Jan 16, 2013
26,884
The squad is not fine by any means. None of these players are built to play for this club.

Serie C players, failed youth products from a human trafficking ring, overpaid, nonchalant, zero passion.

Chiesa may be the exception but that’s it.
Agreed but if players are nonchalant and won’t show any passion if falls under this guy. He’s the leader, It’s his job to motivate them. Total failure.
 

Clamarc

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Sep 26, 2018
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I gifed a total of 13 times of our build-up plays in the game.

Locatelli aka the regista aka the ball distributor is always marked. The other two midfielders usually stay higher up the pitch. And we're hence simply outnumbered by the opponent, esp in the middle third.
Even if the opponent is not doing high pressing, we rarely have options to pass the ball to (let alone a good one that may create chance) because the players are stagnant. The offball movement is random and even non-existent. This together with the poor technique of the players (not able to keep the ball under pressure, no dribbler to break the first defensive line etc.) make us so predictable and easy a team to defend in the buildup phase. Just look how easily we gave the ball away.

This is how disorganzed and headless we are as a team. Allegri is not a coach. Three wasted years.


Seeing the distance between players and the passing triangle, looks like Allegri trying to invent Long passing Tiki Taka. The man is genius
Give him time, maybe in 50 years this will be perfected
 

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
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I gifed a total of 13 times of our build-up plays in the game.

Locatelli aka the regista aka the ball distributor is always marked. The other two midfielders usually stay higher up the pitch. And we're hence simply outnumbered by the opponent, esp in the middle third.
Even if the opponent is not doing high pressing, we rarely have options to pass the ball to (let alone a good one that may create chance) because the players are stagnant. The offball movement is random and even non-existent. This together with the poor technique of the players (not able to keep the ball under pressure, no dribbler to break the first defensive line etc.) make us so predictable and easy a team to defend in the buildup phase. Just look how easily we gave the ball away.

This is how disorganzed and headless we are as a team. Allegri is not a coach. Three wasted years.
thanks for these. i didn't watch the match, based on the stats and reactions i had the impression that last year's overly passive allegriventus is back. these confirm it.

terribly coached team that plays for survival. i just want it to end.
 

singus

Senior Member
Sep 22, 2020
2,073
I actually watched this shitshow. Revolting experience to put yourself through. Allegri must be throating all the directors or threaten them somehow, thats the only explanation why he is still here.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
113,563
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I gifed a total of 13 times of our build-up plays in the game.

Locatelli aka the regista aka the ball distributor is always marked. The other two midfielders usually stay higher up the pitch. And we're hence simply outnumbered by the opponent, esp in the middle third.
Even if the opponent is not doing high pressing, we rarely have options to pass the ball to (let alone a good one that may create chance) because the players are stagnant. The offball movement is random and even non-existent. This together with the poor technique of the players (not able to keep the ball under pressure, no dribbler to break the first defensive line etc.) make us so predictable and easy a team to defend in the buildup phase. Just look how easily we gave the ball away.

This is how disorganzed and headless we are as a team. Allegri is not a coach. Three wasted years.
You are correct. He’s not a coach. Any monkey can tell the side to put 11 dudes behind the ball. Not hard at all. I can do it, you can do it, anybody who has played the game can as well. The more difficult thing to do is create movement, passing, and scoring goals because of it. He’s just an incompetent shitbag.
 

Scottish

Zebrastreifenpferd
Mar 13, 2011
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I gifed a total of 13 times of our build-up plays in the game.

Locatelli aka the regista aka the ball distributor is always marked. The other two midfielders usually stay higher up the pitch. And we're hence simply outnumbered by the opponent, esp in the middle third.
Even if the opponent is not doing high pressing, we rarely have options to pass the ball to (let alone a good one that may create chance) because the players are stagnant. The offball movement is random and even non-existent. This together with the poor technique of the players (not able to keep the ball under pressure, no dribbler to break the first defensive line etc.) make us so predictable and easy a team to defend in the buildup phase. Just look how easily we gave the ball away.

This is how disorganzed and headless we are as a team. Allegri is not a coach. Three wasted years.
Excellent post, thanks for taking the time
 

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