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juve123

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2017
16,651
Hopefully when we go another decade without a trophy you still blindly defend every action the management takes because you're just a boot licker who can't think for yourself and blindly follows the authority of whoever happens to be in charge.

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Imagine running damage control for a manager that is amongst the highest paid in the world and can only manage to get us top 4 finishes in Serie A where our competition are broke feeder clubs and an illustrious 3 point group stage exit where we were on par with a fucking Israeli club

I genuinely hope somebody is paying you for positive PR or something.
Thank you klopp throater I hope Liverpool are not paying you for defending them so passionately.
 

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Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
Pointing out Klopp is better than Allegri is hardly throating. And Liverpool can get relegated for all I care. But I see your posts, you're that guy who can't help but go against the general consensus. You're cool, we get it. You see things at a higher level.

3 points in the CL isn't a failure, we just can't see the 4d chess happening behind the scenes.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
I can't think of another club at this level that would accept scraping top 4 in this league (as the biggest team in it) & crashing out after the most embarrassing CL campaign imaginable. We've consistently lowered our standards & my god does it show.

Probably because our old management were busy trying to avoid jail time I guess.
Klopp ass licker right here.

Dude is in 8th place right now, behind teams with massively inferior budgets. Aston Villa, Brighton, Spurs. He spent like €175 million on transfers this season. Suck his dick a little more bro. :baus:
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
Klopp ass licker right here.

Dude is in 8th place right now, behind teams with massively inferior budgets. Aston Villa, Brighton, Spurs. Suck his dick a little more bro. :baus:
Yeah sure we'll go with that. Can't be because he competed with City & won a CL. He's definitely shit.

So since the recent past doesn't matter, will you agree that Allegri is shit at his job after an embarrassing CL campaign and bringing us down to the 3rd/4th best club in Italy?
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
Yeah sure we'll go with that. Can't be because he competed with City & won a CL. He's definitely shit.

So since the recent past doesn't matter, will you agree that Allegri is shit at his job after an embarrassing CL campaign and bringing us down to the 3rd/4th best club in Italy?
Everyone thinks Max should be fired for his current time here. We don’t need revisionist nonsense about how he always sucked from the special ones like Dino MK, Dingus, Maxi, Hydde, etc.

And denying that Klopp is also having an awful season after spending €175 mil in the transfer market is just dumb. No one is saying he’s always been a bad manager lol
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
Klopp is having a shit season and is lucky to still be in a job, he's getting unusual leniency because of his recent achievements. I'd never argue otherwise?

Still prefer him over Allegri any day of the week
 

Espectro

The Grimreaper
Jul 12, 2002
14,565
I dont want to defend Allegri... but I would sincerely love to see Mourinho, Conte, Zidane, Klopp or anyone would have handle the season and all the crap we have been recieve...

You can talk sh#$ abbout how he plays the team, but any person would have resing this team and this crap a long time ago.
 

Xperd

Allegrophobic Infidel
Jun 1, 2012
35,016
I dont want to defend Allegri... but I would sincerely love to see Mourinho, Conte, Zidane, Klopp or anyone handle the season and all the crap we have been handle...

You can talk sh#$ abbout how he plays the team, but any person would have resing this team and this crap a long time ago.
Allegro wanted to resign along with the board but Elkann stopped him

Let's not portray him like a hero here.

I would be grateful if he manages to win the EL but this Allegro-JJ facade needs to end soon.

Sick and tired of this garbage anti-football. Fuck spending another season watching JJ put 10 men behind the ball against the minions of Serie A.
 

Vlad

In Allegri We Trust
May 23, 2011
24,043
While I agree on his victim mentality and whinny bitching..


I prefer to have him as our coach 1000000000000 millions trillions times ahead of the current human being at the helm.
That would have been a disaster. In addition to being a worse manager, the bald Antonio would have fucked off as soon as we got -15 penalty. Before that he would flame everyone in a club, from a director to a cleaning lady.
 

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
33,684
It's funny that over the last 10 years of Juves success there's been times where some posters point and laugh at other big clubs

"Look at how Liverpool, Bayern, Chelsea, Barca are doing! See it happens to everyone, we're not so bad" except at the peak of their cycles they grab a Champions league or 2 before some rough times

I don't care how bad Liverpool are this season, they competed with teams in the PL with a massively inferior budget for years and built a CL winning team under a manager who took what many considered average players expecially in midfield & played positive, aggressive fucking football the entire time.

What would Allegri do with Milner & Fabinho & Henderson etc? He'd have them defending a 0-0 against any half decent team.
cl is a lottery though. and allegri initially didn't even have an expensive team. wanna check how expensive was the one that progressed to a cl final against real madrid? that was a lyon beating city, villarreal beating bayern kinda upset. we also had inferior budgets to all clubs that beat us in the cl before ajax, that rarely happens throughout 4 years

again, allegri's first 4 years was basically flawless

also, klopp wanted fabinho who's an excellent player and in his prime would have fit in most teams. in england it's the coach who makes the mercato decisions, of course klopp had a team just like he wanted. allegri never was in a similar position. not that i'd let him do the mercato now, paredes is a big enough red flag lol, my point is that these rhetorical questions don't make too much sense. klopp won with a klopp team. imagine klopp beating real with sturaro, or scoring 3 vs atleti with emre can or bernardeschi

before someone deliberately misunderstands above point: i'm not saying that klopp is a bad coach, in fact he's elite obviously. not necessarily a good fit for juventus, still a very good coach and he built a winning team on his own. but this year neither his team nor himself aren't doing well enough. so what, shit happens in football

and an other thing we ignored so far: let's not forget that every team that won the cl since mourinho's porto had a higher budget than juve. weird to suggest that since allegri never won the cl, he's automatically a bad coach. his first juve punched above their weight in the cl for 4 years, nobody could realistically expect that team to win the whole thing

so yeah, we have every right to laugh at city and psg. they spent shit load of money without winning the cl. with their resources and the backbone of last decade's team we would have won it already. we have every right to ridicule chelsea too, they spent as much as we do in 5 seasons, fired a good coach, brought in the flavor of the month, and became worse than ever.

obviously that doesn't mean that we shouldn't improve. we absolutely should do better. most of our signigs aren't working, we stopped dominating the league, we are out of the 10 best european clubs (allegri the shitfaced fraud as some ungrateful fucks call him made us number 3 lol), we spent hundreds of millions on mediocre at best players, we overpay our coach who's doing a terrible job, we do not have quick players, the physical condition of the squad is ridiculous, i could go on for days. most criticism is warranted. but we shouldn't ignore what other teams are fucking up. we can have a good laugh, and let's hope we'll have a management that learns from the mistakes jj and other clubs have been doing.
 

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
33,684
Yeah there's a reason I never included City & PSG. PSG in particular have been an absolute embarrassment
so you know that your argument isn't flawless and skipped blatant examples that wouldn't support your narrative

honestly i love how you admitted it. that automatically makes you 99 percentile in self reflection on tuz

:wine:
 

singus

Senior Member
Sep 22, 2020
2,073
cl is a lottery though. and allegri initially didn't even have an expensive team. wanna check how expensive was the one that progressed to a cl final against real madrid? that was a lyon beating city, villarreal beating bayern kinda upset. we also had inferior budgets to all clubs that beat us in the cl before ajax, that rarely happens throughout 4 years

again, allegri's first 4 years was basically flawless

also, klopp wanted fabinho who's an excellent player and in his prime would have fit in most teams. in england it's the coach who makes the mercato decisions, of course klopp had a team just like he wanted. allegri never was in a similar position. not that i'd let him do the mercato now, paredes is a big enough red flag lol, my point is that these rhetorical questions don't make too much sense. klopp won with a klopp team. imagine klopp beating real with sturaro, or scoring 3 vs atleti with emre can or bernardeschi

before someone deliberately misunderstands above point: i'm not saying that klopp is a bad coach, in fact he's elite obviously. not necessarily a good fit for juventus, still a very good coach and he built a winning team on his own. but this year neither his team nor himself aren't doing well enough. so what, shit happens in football

and an other thing we ignored so far: let's not forget that every team that won the cl since mourinho's porto had a higher budget than juve. weird to suggest that since allegri never won the cl, he's automatically a bad coach. his first juve punched above their weight in the cl for 4 years, nobody could realistically expect that team to win the whole thing

so yeah, we have every right to laugh at city and psg. they spent shit load of money without winning the cl. with their resources and the backbone of last decade's team we would have won it already. we have every right to ridicule chelsea too, they spent as much as we do in 5 seasons, fired a good coach, brought in the flavor of the month, and became worse than ever.

obviously that doesn't mean that we shouldn't improve. we absolutely should do better. most of our signigs aren't working, we stopped dominating the league, we are out of the 10 best european clubs (allegri the shitfaced fraud as some ungrateful fucks call him made us number 3 lol), we spent hundreds of millions on mediocre at best players, we overpay our coach who's doing a terrible job, we do not have quick players, the physical condition of the squad is ridiculous, i could go on for days. most criticism is warranted. but we shouldn't ignore what other teams are fucking up. we can have a good laugh, and let's hope we'll have a management that learns from the mistakes jj and other clubs have been doing.
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Stitch again fabricating shit and presenting it as truth here with no warnings. Dude is shameless.

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Also this part:
"cl is a lottery though. and allegri initially didn't even have an expensive team. wanna check how expensive was the one that progressed to a cl final against real madrid? that was a lyon beating city, villarreal beating bayern kinda upset."

2015 - path to final -> Atl (loss + draw) + Olympiacos + Malmo -> Dortmund -> Monaco -> Real -> Barca
Beating Real was the only unexpected win. That came through a narrow win at home, and a parked bus away that was bombarded for 90 minutes.

2017 - path to final -> Lyon + Sevilla + Zagreb group stage -> Porto -> Barca -> Monaco -> Real.
So we beat Barca, the rest were expected wins. And for those games against Barca, they probably felt it as daylight robbery.
 
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Stitch again fabricating shit and presenting it as truth here with no warnings. Dude is shameless.

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Also this part:
"cl is a lottery though. and allegri initially didn't even have an expensive team. wanna check how expensive was the one that progressed to a cl final against real madrid? that was a lyon beating city, villarreal beating bayern kinda upset."

2015 - path to final -> Atl (loss + draw) + Olympiacos + Malmo -> Dortmund -> Monaco -> Real -> Barca
Beating Real was the only unexpected win. That came through a narrow win at home, and a parked bus away that was bombarded for 90 minutes.

2017 - path to final -> Lyon + Sevilla + Zagreb group stage -> Porto -> Barca -> Monaco -> Real.
So we beat Barca, the rest were expected wins. And for those games against Barca, they probably felt it as daylight robbery.
Honestly, I don't even want to partake in this discussion because it really is pointless, but you're such a sad soul for down-talking some of the most memorable games most of us can remember.

What would you actually consider a successful run in this competition and how many did we have in our entire history? By your logic, it's just 1 or 2 when we won the whole thing.
 
Aug 2, 2005
4,422
Honestly, I don't even want to partake in this discussion because it really is pointless, but you're such a sad soul for down-talking some of the most memorable games most of us can remember.

What would you actually consider a successful run in this competition and how many did we have in our entire history? By your logic, it's just 1 or 2 when we won the whole thing.
It is like Inter fans or Milan fans stating that Inzaghi or Poili (whoever reaches the final) are great managers.

It is what it is.. our path to both finals had one stronger opponent.


Anyway.. our performances in both runs were excellent.. esp. Vs. The favorite in the path (real in 2015 and barca in 2017)


Just a question.. if Ineista one-on-one vs. Buffon at 1-0 went in.. It is an "IF" and a big one.. we most likely would have been eliminated.. would you still consider we punched above weight.

Well.. and in the same scenario.. had the ref called penal for Pogba in 2015 final.. would we still consider our run as exceptional or similar to what Simoene was doing with ATL and he lost the 2 finals
One on penals.
The second by a goal in the last minute of the game.
 
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singus

Senior Member
Sep 22, 2020
2,073
Honestly, I don't even want to partake in this discussion because it really is pointless, but you're such a sad soul for down-talking some of the most memorable games most of us can remember.

What would you actually consider a successful run in this competition and how many did we have in our entire history? By your logic, it's just 1 or 2 when we won the whole thing.
I refuted the lies Stitch attempted to feed you all with. Thats it.

But to answer your question. Barca won the final against us, after having eliminated: City -> PSG -> Bayern. Thats very impressive in comparison.
 

maxi

Senior Member
Aug 31, 2006
3,767
Everyone thinks Max should be fired for his current time here
Dude please :rofl: just stop.

Oh and also I never said that he has always been a shit manager. His demise started after Cardiff. The warning signs were there. That was pretty obvious to most people, except you. Some of us simply caught onto it earlier than others, you were just slow.

And then there are those like juve123 and Vlad who still and will cling onto this sinking ship of a manager come what may. No matter how much evidence points to the need for him to be sacked.
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,411
so you know that your argument isn't flawless and skipped blatant examples that wouldn't support your narrative

honestly i love how you admitted it. that automatically makes you 99 percentile in self reflection on tuz

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I never said we were the worst top club in Europe far from it

My initial point was each and every club I've listed I've seen mocked on Tuz when they're struggling and each and every one of them had a better peak than we did before dropping off. I'm not bringing them up because we can laugh all we want at the failed sportswashing experiments

It's like current day Milan laughing at us now because for the first time in a decade they're not our bitch.
 
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