Massimiliano Allegri (388 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

The last time you enjoyed watching this team was probably in a previous century. Bitching is what you do here, not only in this particular thread, 24/7.

Wrong. I actually only bitch on here because I have other things to do in my own time, and none of my friends in real life are actual Juve supporters (most of them don't even like football).

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Juventus in 2015, 2016, and even 2017. From 2018, it has been a struggle. Also, I know the whole century comment is hyperbole, but at least try to be funny with the banter dude. I have nothing against you as a person, but your deep and profound Failegri infatuation is disconcerting - you're much better than that.

 

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[juve123]

The last time you enjoyed watching this team was probably in a previous century. Bitching is what you do here, not only in this particular thread, 24/7.

He is suffering from midlife crisis so you should have patience with him. Also biggest Dybala throater on the forum so you expect him to be bitching whining since Dybala is not there.

 

[Bianconero81]

He is suffering from midlife crisis so you should have patience with him. Also biggest Dybala throater on the forum so you expect him to be bitching whining since Dybala is not there.

When did you have time to take Max's dick out of your mouth to type this? In all honesty, I am shocked!

 

[juve123]

When did you have time to take Max's dick out of your mouth to type this. In all honesty, I am shocked!

Please take your medications daily Dybala throater.

 

[Bianconero81]

Please take your medications daily Dybala throater.

Ok Masochist. Thank you for your concern.

Dybala has 16 goals and 7 assists this season. Which one of our strikers boasts similar numbers? Now kindly STFU.

 

[juve123]

Ok Masochist. Thank you for your concern.

Dybala has 16 goals and 7 assists this season. Which one of our strikers boasts similar numbers? Now kindly STFU.

Lifelong Dybala throater keep it up. Everyone needs lesson from you on being lifelong throater.

 

[Bianconero81]

Lifelong Dybala throater keep it up. Everyone needs lesson from you on being lifelong throater.

You can choose to be obstinate and defend the indefensible, but I understand. You need the attention to give your life meaning and purpose. Sucking off Failegri is your mission in life. It's a shame you don't actually get paid for it.

 

[s4tch]

dybala needed that reality check to start working harder again. he had an undeservedly high offer from our former management that they withdrew, thought that barcelona and city will fight for him as a free agent, ended up at roma for half of the salary he hoped for. he reacted well and is having a good season, good for him

 

[juve123]

You can choose to be obstinate and defend the indefensible, but I understand. You need the attention to give your life meaning and purpose. Sucking off Failegri is your mission in life. It's a shame you don't actually get paid for it.

I am sure you are getting paid for daily bitching and whining.

 

[Bianconero81]

I am sure you are getting paid for daily bitching and whining.

Yes, I am. Would you like a cut?

 

[Post Ironic]

tbh I see no sense in firing him now. let him finish the season in peace, find his replacement in the background and start planning the next one.

I didn’t mean he should be fired today. Once we kept him past the winter mercato there was no point firing him until summer. And given that we’re playing semifinals of both CI and EL, might as well see what he can do there.

Assuming the board is ready to move on, like you said, start working on his replacement and have that ready before summer mercato begins.

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Ok Masochist. Thank you for your concern.

Dybala has 16 goals and 7 assists this season. Which one of our strikers boasts similar numbers? Now kindly STFU.

And yet somehow our team is scoring more goals/game this year without Dybala. We’re on pace to finish the league season with 60. We scored 57 last year.

And even more amusing is that the Dybala upgraded Roma is scoring less goals/game this year. On pace to finish the league season with 53. Scored 59 last year. That Dybarbie effect

If you don’t want to sound like a hypocritical phaggot while castigating the Allegri throaters, stop throating that little soyboi mental midget.

 

[Bianconero81]

And yet somehow our team is scoring more goals/game this year without Dybala. We’re on pace to finish the league season with 60. We scored 57 last year.

And even more amusing is that the Dybala upgraded Roma is scoring less goals/game this year. On pace to finish the league season with 53. Scored 59 last year. That Dybarbie effect

If we don’t want to sound like a hypocritical phaggot while castigating the Allegri throaters, stop throating that little soyboi mental midget.

I am not throating Dybala. In fact, I haven't even mentioned him except when some of you fuckers bring him up. Since he left, I have made my peace. I wish him well, that's all.

On an individual level, he's doing well for himself, much better than our attackers at least.

60 goals is monumental - that 3 goal difference is impressive

 

[Strickland]

If you don’t want to sound like a hypocritical phaggot while castigating the Allegri throaters, stop throating that little soyboi mental midget.

Do you and s4tch even deserve the title Allegri throater? True fanboys would stand and fall with their man, yet you're ready to part with your man after a couple of losses against Monza.

 

[Post Ironic]

I am not throating Dybala. In fact, I haven't even mentioned him except when some of you fuckers bring him up. Since he left, I have made my peace. I wish him well, that's all.

On an individual level, he's doing well for himself, much better than our attackers at least.

60 goals is monumental - that 3 goal difference is impressive

This is you every time Dybala is mentioned:

 

[DAiDEViL]

Nah, the worst Tuz member by far is that Sarri throating, Rabiot loving, Napoli supporting clown HelterSkelter lol

Imagine supporting Rabiot lol

 

[Post Ironic]

Do you and s4tch even deserve the title Allegri throater? True fanboys would stand and fall with their man, yet you're ready to part with your man after a couple of losses against Monza.

@s4tch and @DAiDEViL and I all still secretly attend the monthly full moon Allegri throating parties. We just go incognito now.

 

[DAiDEViL]

@s4tch and @DAiDEViL and I all still secretly attend the monthly full moon Allegri throating parties. We just go incognito now.

This is from last evening:

Check our Discord, I posted some more there.

 

[Bianconero81]

This is you every time Dybala is mentioned:

You dare use my own weapons against me?

You are truly shameless.

 

[s4tch]

Do you and s4tch even deserve the title Allegri throater? True fanboys would stand and fall with their man, yet you're ready to part with your man after a couple of losses against Monza.

i'm 100% dedicated to his first spell here, i think that he did an incredible job throughout those 5 years, and i couldn't have wished for a better successor to conte. initially i didn't want him, he won me over, that team punched above his weight. those ungrateful simpletons who wish to rewrite history and pretend that allegri v1.0 was a failure don't deserve to be proud of that incredible 5 year run

this 2nd spell though... i won't join the hordes who insult the man, i just wish we moved on already. not leaking goals isn't enough, our impotent attack is unacceptable, and i wish we didn't just aim for survival, but actually wanted to win matches. i'd find it hard to take an other year of passiventus

 

[Post Ironic]

This is from last evening:

Check our Discord, I posted some more there.

And then you got Singus, Maxi, etc at the Sarri throating festival.