Massimiliano Allegri (672 Viewers)

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MikeM

MikeM

Footballing Hipster celebrating 4th place with Tuz
#83,305
Sep 21, 2008
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Turk_Bianconero said:
No attacker can flourish in this global hate figure's abominable 5-3-2-0. If he stays any longer, club will lose iling, vlahovic, chiesa, soule and kenan. Its impact on Juventus is similiar of what communism did to korea.
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We might look back in 5 years and ask did we have the most talent in our team since the UCL runs.
 
Vlad

Vlad

In Allegri We Trust
#83,312
May 23, 2011
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When i make a brew in the morning, i stir the hot tea and when the steam clears, Allegri's face is smiling back at me from in the cup.

I sit down in my car and set off for work, as i adjust my rear view mirror, there he is, Max, sat in the back of my car with his bald head tickling my roof.

At work my boss sits me down for a lecture, nothing he says sinks in, all i hear is the distant murmerings of a drowning duck, because stood there, right infront of me, lecturing me is Allegri.

I go home from a hard days work and give my wife a kiss, then as our lips unlock BOOM he is there again. Allegri's head on my missus' body looking gazingly into my eyes, wanting me to whisk him up to bed.

My Son wakes for a feed at 3am, i go down to warm his bottle. As i cradle him in my arms i look down and see a hungry, upset Allegri wanting milk.

This is just a typical day for me right now!
@Bianconero_Aus
 
Post Ironic

Post Ironic

Senior Member
#83,313
Feb 9, 2013
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Vlad said:
When i make a brew in the morning, i stir the hot tea and when the steam clears, Allegri's face is smiling back at me from in the cup.

I sit down in my car and set off for work, as i adjust my rear view mirror, there he is, Max, sat in the back of my car with his bald head tickling my roof.

At work my boss sits me down for a lecture, nothing he says sinks in, all i hear is the distant murmerings of a drowning duck, because stood there, right infront of me, lecturing me is Allegri.

I go home from a hard days work and give my wife a kiss, then as our lips unlock BOOM he is there again. Allegri's head on my missus' body looking gazingly into my eyes, wanting me to whisk him up to bed.

My Son wakes for a feed at 3am, i go down to warm his bottle. As i cradle him in my arms i look down and see a hungry, upset Allegri wanting milk.

This is just a typical day for me right now!
@Bianconero_Aus
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Honestly, this sounds more like Turk’s typical day for the past decade. He calls it a nightmare, but we all know he secretly loves it.
 

Turk_Bianconero

Juventino
#83,316
Jul 2, 2006
18,836
#83,316
Vlad said:
When i make a brew in the morning, i stir the hot tea and when the steam clears, Allegri's face is smiling back at me from in the cup.

I sit down in my car and set off for work, as i adjust my rear view mirror, there he is, Max, sat in the back of my car with his bald head tickling my roof.

At work my boss sits me down for a lecture, nothing he says sinks in, all i hear is the distant murmerings of a drowning duck, because stood there, right infront of me, lecturing me is Allegri.

I go home from a hard days work and give my wife a kiss, then as our lips unlock BOOM he is there again. Allegri's head on my missus' body looking gazingly into my eyes, wanting me to whisk him up to bed.

My Son wakes for a feed at 3am, i go down to warm his bottle. As i cradle him in my arms i look down and see a hungry, upset Allegri wanting milk.

This is just a typical day for me right now!
@Bianconero_Aus
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you forgot the best part where you take a shit that exactly looks like him and just before you flush it down he calls your name and then you wake up.
 
Seven

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
#83,318
Jun 25, 2003
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#83,318
Turk_Bianconero said:
you forgot the best part where you take a shit that exactly looks like him and just before you flush it down he calls your name and then you wake up.
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Turk, you have to stop.

Allegri is a person. He's a full human being with all the characteristics that come with it. I know where your mind goes. Your shit is like a cilinder. I get it. Allegri has an appendage you like very much that is also like a cilinder. I get it. But Allegri is a person. He has a face too you know.
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
#83,319
Feb 21, 2015
62,568
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Seven said:
Turk, you have to stop.

Allegri is a person. He's a full human being with all the characteristics that come with it. I know where your mind goes. Your shit is like a cilinder. I get it. Allegri has an appendage you like very much that is also like a cilinder. I get it. But Allegri is a person. He has a face too you know.
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A face with soft lips and a warm throat.
 
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